Old Jews Telling Jokes

[WhizzerMarvin]

Posted: 8/9/12 at 9:15pm

I had such a great time at this show tonight. I was laughing so hard, and really my only complaint was that there were times when the actors didn't give us enough recovery time between the jokes and I missed the beginning of the next joke. The actors need to realize that they are so freaking hilarious and have such perfect timing that there will be an initial burst of laughter followed by a second wave of people letting the joke sink in.

Some sample jokes to rope you in:

A man who worked at a pickle factory went to a psychiatrist and told him he had a problem. He wanted to put his schlong in the pickle slicer. The psychiatrist said he could help him if he came to therapy three days a week. A few weeks later the man came in distraught and said he couldn't help it any longer. He put his schlong in the pickle slicer. The shrink asked what happened. The man said he got fired. The shrink said, no, no, what happened with the pickle slicer and the man responded, oh she got fired too.

A woman's boyfriend tattooed "I love you" on his penis, and she told him, "Stop putting words in my mouth!"

An older woman called her husband's doctor.
Woman: My husband came in for tests yesterday and I was calling to get his results.
Doctor: What's your husband's name?
Woman: David Bergman
Doctor: Oh, well yesterday we had two David Bergmans come in for tests.
Woman: What were their results?
Doctor: Well one has syphilis and the other has Alzheimer's.
Woman: Oh no! How am I going to know which one my husband has?
Doctor: Send your husband out for a loaf of Rye bread. If he comes back, don't fvck him.

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 8/9/12 at 9:32pm

Thanks for this review. I almost always agree with you and was thinking of seeing this tomorrow evening. Now, I think I will!