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Apr 19
2006, 03:47:15 AM
Lestat is so bad, Ticketmaster mails all the tickets out with no return address.
Lestat is so bad, Broadway ticket scalpers will trade their tickets to the show for double-stuff oreos.
Lestat is so bad, before the production begins, theatre patrons are told to turn their cell phones on.
Lestat is so bad, New York City is forced to bring in extra staff at "911" during the intermission.
Lestat is so bad, even people who say it's good say it's terrible.
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