- Member Name
- cathyhyatt
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- Female
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"He has tickets to the Russian ballet
He wants to move to the San Francisco bay
His underwear drawer is never in disarray
When he wants to relax he likes to double crochet
He never says hi
He only greets me with 'HEYYYYY!'
You'd think I would know that my boyfriend is gay
Hell, I don't care if the sex isn't great
when I can have a man who recycles
Now I go on respectable dates
even if he's in love with George Michaels
Jonathan, is the perfect man
I'm gonna hold on to him for as long i can
Jonathan, Oh Jonathan
he's the man of my dreams
In Jonathan, I found a nitch
a wonderful friend and a saucy bitch
Who really cares if he speaks with a lisp
why can't we get a speech therapist?
Jonathan, is the perfect man
so he bats for the opposite team
Jonathan, Oh Jonathan
he's still the man of my dreams
'If he doesn't wanna tell me, then I don't wanna know!' " EDGES
