FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 5:10am

TO BE 6 AGAIN

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning back and forth,
looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off,
he asked what she'd like to have for
her Birthday.
"I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror."
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day !
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death
Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
Roller Coaster.... everything there was. Five hours
Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her
head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries
and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure !
Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again ? "
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly c hanged.
"I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.

[hannahshule]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 6:12am

At least he tried...
Morning Boobs!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 7:06am

morning hannah !!!

[mominator]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 7:57am

You see most women would have said a size six. Which only proves that men only hear what they want to hear! (LOL!)
Good Morning Boobsiediddles.

[ashley0139]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 8:35am

Niiiice.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 9:22am

It's an honest mistake. Besides, it's her own damn fault! She should have said "a six" -- or better yet, "a size six" lest there be any confusion -- and all would've been fine with the world.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 9:27am

BUT..if she said that..there wouldn't be a joke.

[mominator]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 9:31am

True BB!! I think her husband just wanted to be a kid again! Oh.. wait a minute.... he is a guy, and chances are he still is a kid.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 9:36am

I sure know how to kill a joke, huh, boobs?

BTW: Isn't a six-year-old normally a little too young for those kind of rides, anyway?

Updated On: 12/8/06 at 09:36 AM

[Holly Therese]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 9:37am

Aw poor guy, good hubby though!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/8/06 at 9:41am

SM2..you really are reading into this way too much.