TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/12/05 at 5:05am

An old Italian man lived alone in the country.
He wanted to dig his tomato garden,
but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
If you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning,
FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie

[shira467]

Posted: 7/12/05 at 5:08am

So I ask, where are the bodies? In the blueberry bush?

[paradox_error]

Posted: 7/12/05 at 5:59am

Thanks Boobsie! That was a good laugh!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/12/05 at 6:59am

Morning Doxy....haven't seen you in awhile..I hope all is well.

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 7/12/05 at 7:05am

Well, wasn't that cute? Good morning, BB! Hope you have an EXCELLENT day!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/12/05 at 7:20am

Morning Aisle...I hope you have a wonderful day too..now I have to go get this dirt off my hands.

[Liam]

Posted: 7/12/05 at 8:18am

ha ha ha ha ha ha i love it

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/12/05 at 8:49am

Bboobs! That joke is just so...YOU...!

Grandma yelling at the Yankees...you digging in the backyard after a trip to Costco...

Good times...Good times...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/12/05 at 8:50am

Boobs!

[broadwayalto01]

Posted: 7/12/05 at 9:00am

Thanks Boobs !!!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 7/12/05 at 9:50am

Almost used this one when you were away!

[Britt0913]

Posted: 7/12/05 at 11:27am

Thanks for that, Boobs! I can never think of gardening again without laughing!