as a representative of the straight people
as a representative of the straight people
#1as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:25pmi call upon my brothers and sisters everywhere to shun vegetarians. especially gay ones. but embrace the meat eaters. they are the good ones. a pox upon the rest. hail obama.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#2re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:26pm*waits for this to turn dirty*
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#2re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:28pm
i decree that if abba gives us any trouble that we eat her.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#3re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:28pmWe all know how much straight guys love to have their mouths filled with meat.
#4re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:29pm
sorry papa, but i dont have any meat for you to put in your mouth
(too far?) 
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
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#5re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:29pmI speak for all Gay people everywhere when I say, Truly, this man speaks the truth! Let us celebrate with many slabs of ribs.
#6re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:30pm
for you abba, i'd be a pescetarian.
so let it be written, so let it be done.
brothers and sisters, we will eat fish too! but heavy on the shunning.
someone throw a bone at roscoe.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#7re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:31pmJohn McCain is a known meat-eater. Just like Bill Clinton.
#8re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:32pm
sorry, the fish market's closed for the day.
look! gay meat! balls are touching!
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#9re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:33pm
in my new role as spokesman for the straight people i decree that roscoe be stuffed with oxycontin and locked in a room with rush limbaugh.
our very humanity demands it.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#10re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:35pmWe can buy the oxycontin from Bristol Palin's mother in law!
#11re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:37pmpick me up some vikes while you're there.
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#12re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:38pmin my unique role as the spokesman for straight people everywhere, i will not be dragged into your partisan bickering, roscoe. for i envision a new unanimity where the straight and the gay can walk hand in hand against the vegetarian. it's a simple dream, but it's mine and as such it is the dream of straight people everywhere.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#13re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:38pmI'm on my way! Can we get some fresh-killed turkeys, too?
#14re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:42pmi thought she hunted wolves
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#15re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:42pm
can you feel it my brothers and sisters? the straights and the gays. the carnivores and the pescetarians. even the omnivores. hand in hand. moving into a new and bright future where the evil vegetarians are cast out. or maybe re-educated depending on funding and the eventual disposition of gitmo.
we are the change.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#15re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:42pmYou want to hold my hand, Papa?
#17re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:45pmarm in arm. or maybe just within a few steps of each other. actually in the same state!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#18re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:46pmi know where papa's hand has been. dont go anywhere near it.
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#19re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:46pmHow about we just exchange totally uncharged glances across a sea of our brothers and sisters?
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#20re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:53pm
Papa, how can I have been so blind. In a spirit of bipartisanship at least as convincing as John McCain's, I would like to join you in your crusade against them wicked vegetarians!
Omnivores unite!
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#21re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 5:19pmI'm serving nothing but tofu next time you come over, oh ye of the three-meat-special.
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#22re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 5:19pmI'm serving nothing but tofu next time you come over, oh ye of the three-meat-special.
#23re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:26pm
This almost presidential moment has been brought to you by... 
Goth, Roxy and Papa
miss pennywise
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/04
#24re: as a representative of the straight people
Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:28pmArt, all Sarah needs in that photo is Aretha's hat!
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