Jan 26, 2006 — 12:12:24 AM
Everyone in Canada right now is trying to figure out who the hell voted in the Tories! Ummmmmm, this puts Canada a lot closer to Quebec seceding from the Red Provinces, and, unfortunately for y'all, in a dispute such as this, you just know what side the current administration in JesusLand would come to the aid of, so, all you peeps in the Blue Provinces, just wait it out. Y'all can have an election nearly immediately when the hangover wears off, but we wretched Yanks are stuck with Shrub till...