Profile for thailen

This is what I'm looking for: text that reads like this:

Oi kinna unnerstan' yew, becuz ur bloody stoo-pid! Get off ur arse n' get crackin naow!
That would be my attempt at Cockney - distorting the words to fit the accent. It's just an example; I'm not a Cockney expert, obviously, but yu get my drift. I need one or two sentences like this across a variety of groups...

I do voice-overs and am a very good mimic. I know most classic Broadway shows(not the recent ones),so I know the voices of the characters. I can't prepare an audition script unless I have the actual dialogue. Words to the songs wo't work, because this is not a singing audition, but a talking one. I'd be doing commercials and narration. I'm not an amateur, because I've done this before. I'm just not in the U.S., so access to libraries is not possible. I have to rely on the internet and forums.

I need on-line sources for ethnic and character dialects. A few lines of dialogue from Broadway plays - ex. cockney from Eliza in My Fair Lady. The types of dialogue are endless: Southern redneck, Irish, British, Scottish, Indian(India), German, French, Swedish, old man, etc.