Best Customer Complaint Letter - EVER.

"Dear Mr Branson

REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008

I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit.

Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at thehands of your corporation.

Look at this Richard. Just look at it:"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html

Accompanied by seven photographs and with a certain directness of tone communicated by the absence of frequent commas, this is the funniest thing I've read for quite a long time. :3

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Me too! I can just hear this guy's voice in my head, even though I've no idea what it must sound like, and I've read the letter several times over now, and no matter how much I try not to laugh, I always lose it at that point. XD

I think it loses momentum once he runs out of things to say about the food, but it's so awesome up until then that I totally forgive him. :3

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My favorite part was the crime scene cookie(s)..and "Is that Ray Liotta?" Hahaha

I am sitting in my cubicle laughing hysterically! My co-worker thought I was crying. The mustard part is brilliant!

I just emailed that to two friends of mine. That is one of the funniest things I have ever read.
"through the digestive tract of a bird."

Oh.my.god....that took my breath away I was laughing so hard.