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#1

"You Are NOT the Father!"

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:16pm

Have sweeter words ever been spoken on Maury's show? Especially when the mother's say they've never been with anyone else. God, that puts a smile on my face.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#2

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:19pm

Ah, yes... Maury saying "You Are NOT the Father".... the guy jumping for joy....The girl screaming "But I haven't been with anyone else!"

THAT my friends is what Western Civilization has come to.

#3

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:29pm

Now will Maury get an opera made out of him?
#4

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:38pm

MOPO is much worse than Jerry in my opinion. Exploiting people with deformities and then giving them gifts to make himself feel better about gaking. The episode of South Park called "freak strike" sums up perfectly why the world should hate MOPO.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#5

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:44pm

When they've tested 14 men and still can't figure it out, I'm in heaven.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#7

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:47pm

Is it just me or does anyone else find that show and others like it extremely insulting to ones intelligence?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#8

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:47pm

UNDI, I am a South Parkaholic. I have seen them all. I think those 2 men are briliant and South Park is one of the most socially relavent shows on tv today. In fact as far as I'm concerned there are 4 shows that offer the most true comemntary on our society. South Park, Chapelle Show, Daily Show and Family Guy.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#9

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:48pm

Of course it is. But on the other hand, paternity tests are damn expensive and it is one way for these people to get the results for free, so I can understand why they would come on the show.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#10

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:50pm

yes but 14 men. which would suggest that she was with 14 men around the time of conception?
#11

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:51pm

matt, I know what you are saying but at the same time I can't help but wonder how many of these are made up stories. People who are just paid to put on a "good show" for the cameras.. I was flipping through the channels a coupel of weeks ago and he actually had somone on that was afraid of Mustard.. I mean come on.. that's just stupid!

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#12

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:51pm

Of course she was, Cookie. How else would they get the words "Gang Bang" in the title of the video?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

Updated On: 11/23/04 at 12:51 PM

#13

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:55pm

Maury is my ultimate guilty pleasure. Hearing "you are NOT the father" -- especially when the woman is up in the double-digits in terms of potential candidates -- sends me laughing and skipping around my apartment.
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#14

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:56pm

Margo, I KNEW I liked you for a reason!!!! I do the same thing!!!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#15

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:56pm

Many Chicago actors know that if they can get on Jerry Springer as some outrageous character they can put that on an audition reel.
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#16

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:57pm

Camera, Rake Yohn is afraid of mustard. I've seen it!
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#18

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 1:02pm

It's like trying to find the Holy Grail, Cookie.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#19

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 1:03pm

I can understand not liking mustard, but being afraid of it? Whats it going to do, suddenly come to life and attack? will it be the next generation of the blob?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

Updated On: 11/23/04 at 01:03 PM

#21

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 1:06pm

Oooooo The plot thickens!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#22

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 1:07pm

wouldn't it be a hoot is Maury turned out to be the father?
#24

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 1:12pm

You do know the famous joke about Maury & Connie, dont' you?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#25

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 1:13pm

No I don't ,Do tell!
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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