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#26

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 1:15pm

Just the joke about him marrying her because Jews do love to eat Chinese.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#27

Speaking of tipping waitresses, last night I went to a bar and paid the tab for my group with my plastic. The tab was $45 and I put a $10 tip on it (she had nice boobs) However, my account only seem to have been charged for the $45. Does that seem strange to anyone else?

#28

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 1:48pm

Ah, how I miss watching those Maury paternity test shows.... I spent a year unemployed... my days were filled with watching that lol

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

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#29

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 2:18pm

"wouldn't it be a hoot is Maury turned out to be the father?" -I've always thought about that

My absolute favorite episode of Maury was when a little girl had no arms or legs and they gave her a bike. Not a special bike or tricycle, a FULL BLOWN BIKE. For a child with no arms or legs... I thought it was the sweetest thing

"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt

#30

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 6:57pm

lol im 12 but Maury is fun to watch! except the paternity test ones--i like the ones where they have weird ppl on the show...like those are more interesting. Or like bad kids.

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Elphie

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#31

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 7:32pm

Don't foget the "man or woman" episodes. There's always two young white guys (with delusions of blackness) in the audience insisting that one's a girl, because she's so hot.
LOVE the closeup on their faces when she's revealed to be a guy.

#32

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 7:36pm

lol thats funny

I LOVE SHOSHANA BEAN.

#33

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/23/04 at 10:43pm

so did they find the father?

#34

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/24/04 at 12:19am

The trannie episodes always feature two black chicks standing int he last row yelling "Dats a MAN! Dats a MAN!"

The saddest are the fat baby shows. "I would never depreve my child - If he's cryin' for food, I give it to him!"

If your baby was crying for a bottle of scotch or a gun, would you give it to him?

#35

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/24/04 at 10:40am

Whose Yo' Daddy?

Did we ever find out?

#36

re: 'You Are NOT the Father!'

Posted: 11/24/04 at 10:43am

yea, the fat baby shows are pretty out there.

I still remember the first fight on the Geraldo Rivera show (mid eighties) that ws the start of it all.

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