1,121 Dirty Words

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 10:50am

One-upping George Carlin by an order of magnitude, the NFL will not print any of these 1,121 dirty words on your customized jersey. They appear to have overlooked "bukkake" and "felcher,"
so act quickly!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 10:53am

I'm just glad I got my "Ass Blaster" Jersey before this!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 11:09am

I'm going to petition to have SMACK THE MONKEY allowed. I'm sure the monkey lovers will protest, but really... Smack is a loveable cartoon character.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:12pm

Why is Kmart on this list?

[shira467]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:14pm

KUMQUAT?

hahhahahah...that's funny

[CatieElphie1]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:21pm

So what if...
you want to have a jersey made, honoring your hero, Marvin Gay?
you're a pirate and your name is Adam Steven Samuel...obviously you must turn to initials...
You work at Long John Silvers and you want to have matching "crabs" jeresies made?
Or you're in JCS and you want to have a nice jersey made for your director?
What if your name actually is Mary Jane??
I can't believe I just read a list of 1,121 bad words. Remind me to call someone an ass pirate butt f*** whore bag c*** lick tomorrow....

[stagestar130]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:30pm

Wow, that has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read.

[LilMiZBroADwaY23]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:39pm

I can't believe I'm wasting my time reading all of these...

Some of them don't even make sense. Excuse me, whilst I go back to my naiveity

[bta212]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 10:40pm

"Gay" is now O.K.! Oh, thank you, thank you!!!

You like me! You really like me!!!!!
NY Daily News story

Updated On: 3/4/05 at 10:40 PM