12 Mormon Missionaries, or to quote Jimmy Durante, "Everybody's gettin' into the act!"

[WOSQ]

Posted: 8/28/07 at 4:46pm

So it has come to this:

On towleroad there is a promo film about a beefcake calendar for 2008 showcasing, you guessed it, 12 of the blandest, most hairless white boys you've ever seen, at least on a calendar. 12 Mormon missionaries in those black slacks and no shirts.

I mean, yes, they're good looking, but unless you have the hots for a flock of Explorer scouts, you're up the creek.

There is no edge.

But just who does the LDS church think is going to buy this? I say 12-14 year old Mormon girls and gayboys of any and all ages and persuasions.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/28/07 at 5:31pm

LINK please!

[sondheimboy2]

Posted: 8/28/07 at 5:31pm

You could at least give us a link to the pics...

Cause, you know, you get a bunch of Mormon boys together and break out the....vanilla ice cream and, let me tell you, all HECK breaks loose!!!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/28/07 at 5:42pm

learn how to google, people!

http://partywithbrandon.blogspot.com/2007/08/boy-of-moment-mormon-men-calendar.html

[sondheimboy2]

Posted: 8/28/07 at 6:31pm

Not to threadjack, but isn't there a lyric in an old Jerome Kern song that mentions a "Mormon lassie with a Norman chassis"?

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 8/28/07 at 6:37pm

I feel a burning in my bosom.

[sondheimboy2]

Posted: 8/28/07 at 7:12pm

Here's the link to their MySpace page:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=168137410

which has a link to their website:
http://www.mormonsexposed.com

As Joseph Smith would have said if he'd known about this:
Oy Gevalt!