13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow

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13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow

Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:05am

I was still thinking how cool trains and airplanes were at 13. This kid may have been thinking about another type of train:
Stripper Stolen?

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#2

re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow

Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:10am

Oh, by thirteen I knew what strippers were ... I just wasn't a forward thinker like this kid. :)

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re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow

Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:27am

I'm conflicted. I am totally against violence against women. Yet at the same time, can hardly wait for the Lifetime tv movie.

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re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow

Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:28am

Stripped of Dignity: The Phenoix Jade story, staring Lacy Chabert

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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

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re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow

Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:29am

Bravo!

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#6

re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow

Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:33am

And of course, Valerie Bertinelli, as the distraught mother of the terrorist-boy.

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re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow

Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:41am

don't forget the obligatory Jane Seymour character who is married to David Hasselhoff in a wheelchair.....

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re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:11pm

And Farrah Faucett (sp?) has a cameo as a drug addled stripper who gets beaten by her husband and looks to Phenoix Jade for life support!

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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

#9

re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:16pm

EXACTLY!

Phoenix: Girlfriend, we got to get you outta that house and away from that man. As soon as I get back from this outcall, I'll help you pack and we'll get you outta there.

Farrah: Thanks, Pheen. (hug)

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#10

re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:19pm

This thread, sums up why I love this board.

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#11

re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:24pm

Somehow this cast lineup seems so very approriate.

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re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to

Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:29pm

But who will play the boy...

Haley Joel Osment?

Here is a cap from the film that I found in the archives:


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"Shut up, you stupid b*tch! The cops are right outside. Now, get that thong off, and get 'ta dancin' before I start shooting!"

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Updated On: 11/23/04 at 12:29 PM

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re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to

Posted: 11/23/04 at 1:43pm

guys, hi! how are you!? i'm writing this from the Virginia Beach Detention Center! everyone here is so nice! I can't wait to get home and talk to you all! i'm sorry ifi scared any of you! hey, she was a good dancer!

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re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to

Posted: 11/23/04 at 2:31pm

Haley Joel Osment is a perfect choice. He can start out being very quiet, whispering in his 'normal' voice then start screaming. ex: "Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley"

Perfectly cast.

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