13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
#013 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:05am
I was still thinking how cool trains and airplanes were at 13. This kid may have been thinking about another type of train:
Stripper Stolen?
Hamlet's father.
#1re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:10amOh, by thirteen I knew what strippers were ... I just wasn't a forward thinker like this kid. :)
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#2re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:27amI'm conflicted. I am totally against violence against women. Yet at the same time, can hardly wait for the Lifetime tv movie.
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#3re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:28amStripped of Dignity: The Phenoix Jade story, staring Lacy Chabert
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
FindingNamo
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#4re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:29amBravo!
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#5re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:33amAnd of course, Valerie Bertinelli, as the distraught mother of the terrorist-boy.
"High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man" - Tears for Fears
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#6re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:41amdon't forget the obligatory Jane Seymour character who is married to David Hasselhoff in a wheelchair.....
#7re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:11pmAnd Farrah Faucett (sp?) has a cameo as a drug addled stripper who gets beaten by her husband and looks to Phenoix Jade for life support!
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
FindingNamo
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#8re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:16pm
EXACTLY!
Phoenix: Girlfriend, we got to get you outta that house and away from that man. As soon as I get back from this outcall, I'll help you pack and we'll get you outta there.
Farrah: Thanks, Pheen. (hug)
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#9re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:19pmThis thread, sums up why I love this board.
Hamlet's father.
#10re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:24pm
Somehow this cast lineup seems so very approriate. 
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#11re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:29pm
But who will play the boy...
Haley Joel Osment?
Here is a cap from the film that I found in the archives:
http://www.senstad.com/htmls/haley.joel.osment3.gif
"Shut up, you stupid b*tch! The cops are right outside. Now, get that thong off, and get 'ta dancin' before I start shooting!"
Hamlet's father.
Updated On: 11/23/04 at 12:29 PM
#12re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to
Posted: 11/23/04 at 1:43pmguys, hi! how are you!? i'm writing this from the Virginia Beach Detention Center! everyone here is so nice! I can't wait to get home and talk to you all! i'm sorry ifi scared any of you! hey, she was a good dancer!
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#13re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to
Posted: 11/23/04 at 2:31pm
Haley Joel Osment is a perfect choice. He can start out being very quiet, whispering in his 'normal' voice then start screaming. ex: "Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley"
Perfectly cast.
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
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