13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
#013 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:05am
I was still thinking how cool trains and airplanes were at 13. This kid may have been thinking about another type of train:
Stripper Stolen?
#1re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:10amOh, by thirteen I knew what strippers were ... I just wasn't a forward thinker like this kid. :)
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#2re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:27amI'm conflicted. I am totally against violence against women. Yet at the same time, can hardly wait for the Lifetime tv movie.
#3re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:28amStripped of Dignity: The Phenoix Jade story, staring Lacy Chabert
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#4re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:29amBravo!
#5re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:33amAnd of course, Valerie Bertinelli, as the distraught mother of the terrorist-boy.
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#6re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 11:41amdon't forget the obligatory Jane Seymour character who is married to David Hasselhoff in a wheelchair.....
#7re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:11pmAnd Farrah Faucett (sp?) has a cameo as a drug addled stripper who gets beaten by her husband and looks to Phenoix Jade for life support!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#8re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:16pm
EXACTLY!
Phoenix: Girlfriend, we got to get you outta that house and away from that man. As soon as I get back from this outcall, I'll help you pack and we'll get you outta there.
Farrah: Thanks, Pheen. (hug)
#9re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to follow
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:19pmThis thread, sums up why I love this board.
#10re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:24pm
Somehow this cast lineup seems so very approriate.
#11re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to
Posted: 11/23/04 at 12:29pm
But who will play the boy...
Haley Joel Osment?
Here is a cap from the film that I found in the archives:
http://www.senstad.com/htmls/haley.joel.osment3.gif
"Shut up, you stupid b*tch! The cops are right outside. Now, get that thong off, and get 'ta dancin' before I start shooting!"
#12re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to
Posted: 11/23/04 at 1:43pmguys, hi! how are you!? i'm writing this from the Virginia Beach Detention Center! everyone here is so nice! I can't wait to get home and talk to you all! i'm sorry ifi scared any of you! hey, she was a good dancer!
#13re: 13 Yr. Old Boy Kidnaps Stripper: Lifetime of comparitive mediocrity to
Posted: 11/23/04 at 2:31pm
Haley Joel Osment is a perfect choice. He can start out being very quiet, whispering in his 'normal' voice then start screaming. ex: "Stuttering Stanley Stuttering Stanley"
Perfectly cast.
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