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CapnHook
#014 Words.
Posted: 5/28/05 at 9:17pm

Create a sentence using only 19 words - no more nor less.

The next person continue so it makes a story - still only using 19 words per sentence.

I'll start:

Once upon a time there was a man named Bob who liked bacon cheeseburgers.


"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
Updated On: 5/28/05 at 09:17 PM

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MatthewAddison
#2re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/28/05 at 9:24pm

but...why...is the subject..."14 words"?...

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alphieboy
#3re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/28/05 at 9:24pm

The woman next door saw this happening through her window and said to herself, "wow, this man is sexy"!


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CapnHook
#4re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/28/05 at 9:29pm

After his breakfast burger, he pondered why some find it difficult counting to 14.


"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

gavrochegirl
#5re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/28/05 at 9:43pm

He shrugged, and walked down the street to find Carl's Jr. was being torn down. (Okay, that was 15, but let's continue! re: 14 Words. )


What the puck?!

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ConvinceMe2
#6re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/28/05 at 9:44pm

CapnHook, are you drunk?


ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!

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MatthewAddison
#7re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/28/05 at 10:17pm

CapnHook. Read the subject and then read your post. You are a numerical hypocrite. And I challenge you to a duel. Updated On: 5/28/05 at 10:17 PM

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CapnHook
#8re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/28/05 at 10:44pm

In the words of Gilbert Godfried: SON OF A BITCH! SON OF A BITCH! (SON OF A BITCH'S BITCH!)


"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

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musicalmjk
#9re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/28/05 at 10:54pm

Just then Bob realized that Carl's Jr was being torn down since they recently had built a new one.


need to defrag my brain.

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CostumeMistress
#10re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/29/05 at 12:41am

Bob crumpled into a heap on the sidewalk and began to weep, much to the dismay of passers-by.


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OnTheAisle
#11re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/29/05 at 12:47am

The Manager of Carl's, a young man named Trent, quickly ran to the sidewalk to console the weeping Bob.


"Not a day goes by..."

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CostumeMistress
#12re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/29/05 at 12:52am

"There, there," said Trent, "Calm yourself, come inside for a tall glass of water, you're frightening all the children."


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gavrochegirl
#13re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/29/05 at 12:55am

He said, "What is wrong, oh weeping man who enjoys and devours fast food?"


What the puck?!

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OnTheAisle
#14re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/29/05 at 1:59am

"why do you weep so, and whatever posessed you to wear that shirt and hat to this respectable establishment?


"Not a day goes by..."

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Aigoo
#15re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/29/05 at 2:09am

Bob merely answered, "My resturant is gone and my son, who has always been very successful, has dropped dead."


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gavrochegirl
#16re: 14 Words.
Posted: 5/29/05 at 5:16pm

The manager said, "Well, sorry. But I can't do anything. Go to McDonald's across the street." (That was 16. TWO WORDS IS NOT A BIG DEAL, MIND YOU!)

And now back to the story.


What the puck?!


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