Create a sentence using only 19 words - no more nor less.
The next person continue so it makes a story - still only using 19 words per sentence.
I'll start:
Once upon a time there was a man named Bob who liked bacon cheeseburgers.
The woman next door saw this happening through her window and said to herself, "wow, this man is sexy"!
After his breakfast burger, he pondered why some find it difficult counting to 14.
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He shrugged, and walked down the street to find Carl's Jr. was being torn down. (Okay, that was 15, but let's continue!
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In the words of Gilbert Godfried: SON OF A BITCH! SON OF A BITCH! (SON OF A BITCH'S BITCH!)
Just then Bob realized that Carl's Jr was being torn down since they recently had built a new one.
Bob crumpled into a heap on the sidewalk and began to weep, much to the dismay of passers-by.
The Manager of Carl's, a young man named Trent, quickly ran to the sidewalk to console the weeping Bob.
"There, there," said Trent, "Calm yourself, come inside for a tall glass of water, you're frightening all the children."
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He said, "What is wrong, oh weeping man who enjoys and devours fast food?"
"why do you weep so, and whatever posessed you to wear that shirt and hat to this respectable establishment?
Bob merely answered, "My resturant is gone and my son, who has always been very successful, has dropped dead."
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The manager said, "Well, sorry. But I can't do anything. Go to McDonald's across the street." (That was 16. TWO WORDS IS NOT A BIG DEAL, MIND YOU!)
And now back to the story.
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