2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
#02007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/19/05 at 4:54pm
Who would you pick to be in the cast of the Broadway version of the Surreal Life. Like previously mentioned, it would have to be washed up performers, or people who have won the Tony and disappeared or won the Tony and will never work again.
Marisa Jaret Winoker
The Original Enjolras
Who else?
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#1re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:01pmRathnait! It would be the first mass suicide ever on Reality TV.
#2re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:02pm
IN ONE HOUSE? OMG!
Carol Channing
Nathan Lane
Tommy Tune
Patti LuPone
Stephen Sondheim
Rosie O' Donnell
THEY WOULD FRIKIN' KILL EACH OTHER!
--Aristotle
#3re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:03pmSome of them are still prominent though...
#4re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:04pmWho cares? There is no rule WASHED UP celebrities HAVE to be on the show. In fact, in the first season, one of them wasn't!
--Aristotle
#5re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:06pm
Glenn Close
Patti LuPone
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Nathan Lane
Betty Buckley
Michael Maguire
Heather Headley
Sherie Rene Scott
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#6re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:07pm
Patti LuPone
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Elaine Stritch
Kristin Chenoweth
Raul Esparza
Nathan Lane
#7re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:13pm
Patti Lupone
Cameron Macentosh (spelled wrong)
Carol Channing
Idena Menzel
Nathan Lane
Chris Kattan
Alan Cumming
Lea Salonga
"Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his d!ck in...ex's getting std's...schadenfruede" ~ Ave Q
"when dangers near, exploit their fear" ~ Reefer Madness the Musical
#8re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:14pmIt's Idina, god!
#9re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:16pmIt's God!
"Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his d!ck in...ex's getting std's...schadenfruede" ~ Ave Q
"when dangers near, exploit their fear" ~ Reefer Madness the Musical
#10re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:18pmbeaver thats great i forgot about harvey!!!
"Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his d!ck in...ex's getting std's...schadenfruede" ~ Ave Q
"when dangers near, exploit their fear" ~ Reefer Madness the Musical
#11re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:18pmThat my friends, in an award winning cast!
#12re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 12:48am
Well after hearing Forbidden Broadway's "Chita Rita"
Chita Rivera and Rita Moreno!!!
Let's dig up dirt from nearly half a century ago!
sipos
Broadway Star Joined: 6/2/04
#13re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 12:57amDaisy Egan has to be able to fit on a futon somewhere in the house.
#14re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 7:46am
Dead or Alive
Ethel Merman
Stephen Sondheim
Yul Brynner
Daisy Egan
Brian Stokes Mitchell
Martha Raye
But, what we would really see:
Kristin Chenowith
Idina Menzel
Bernadette Peters
Adam Pascal
Jared Emmick
Ben Vereen
Liza Minelli
#15re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 9:35am
Kids, how many times do I have to tell you??? It's MINNELLI. Two L's!!!
Betty Buckley
Patti LuPone
Harvey Fierstein
Marissa Winokur
Tovah Feldshuh
Nathan Lane
Bea Arthur
#16re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:21amrath thats hysterical i would love to see the two qeens (nathan and harvey) have a cat fight in the living room! HAHAHA
"Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his d!ck in...ex's getting std's...schadenfruede" ~ Ave Q
"when dangers near, exploit their fear" ~ Reefer Madness the Musical
#17re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:24amI'd prefer the inevitable Betty/Patti bitchfest myself.,
#18re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:29ampatty in any bitchfest is hysterical! you should throw cameron mac... into that list to really push her over the edge
"Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his d!ck in...ex's getting std's...schadenfruede" ~ Ave Q
"when dangers near, exploit their fear" ~ Reefer Madness the Musical
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#19re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:29am
I renew my suggestion of Elaine Stritch and Kristin Chenoweth. They would have to share a bedroom together. I think they should do a new reality show of "The Odd Couple" with the two of them.
Kristin: Excuse me Elaine. I need to do my vocal warmups.
Elaine: Is that what that is? I thought you had popcorn stuck in your throat. And what the f**k is that thing around your neck?
Kristin: It's my diamond studded neckbrace. It kept Idina from choking me during "Wicked". She's insane ya know.
Elaine: You don't say.
#20re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:30amThat's great, Gotham!!! LOL!!!
#21re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 1:55pmGoth you freaking genuis! That cracked me up. Thanks!
#23re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/22/05 at 11:39pm
I feel like Kate Levering should be on it! Giving up on 42nd St. to do Thou Shalt Not! What was she thinking? And she rocked hardcore in 42nd St! She should've stayed... I haven't heard anything she's been up to since that unfortunate incident.
She would definitely be on the Bway version of Surreal Life.
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#24re: 2007 Surreal Life: Broadway Star Version (So Namo doesn't cry...)
Posted: 1/23/05 at 9:29am
i agree with Liza, with a Z. But usually it's folks who are not working otherwise, so she'd fit...how about:
Rip Taylor
Stephen Schwartz
Seth Rudetsky
Sebastian La Cause (for the visual element)
Brooke Shields (ditto)
Lea DeLaria
Lea Salonga
imagine the amusing high jinks---Rip and Stephen's toupees getting mixed up. DeLaria talking about self-gratification inspired by PRETTY BABY, Seth coaching Salonga to belt higher like she used to at 16 years old, Liza swearing she had a "spiritual connection" with Sebastian as the drool trickled down her chin....
then on "scaraoke" night, no one singing any songs from PIPPIN, WORKING, WICKED, GODSPELL, CHILDREN OF EDEN, RAGS, or any animated films...
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