2008 Suddenly gets interesting--Bob Dornan for Pres!
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2008 Suddenly gets interesting--Bob Dornan for Pres!#1
Posted: 11/16/06 at 11:17am
“I can’t stand the thought of my party having as its three front-runners three open adulterers, Newt Gingrich, Giuliani, and McCain,” Bob Dornan said.
“I’ve got one mission left in me, to come up to New Hampshire and tell the truth, and tell the Republicans you better find yourself a fresh face and not Rudy Giuliani who took his mistress around with him and then divorces Donnna who learns she was divorced sitting at home watching TV with her children."
“We need a fresh face if the Republican Party is going to appeal to an Orthodox Jewish, Evangelical or practicing Catholic.”
B-1 Bob wants to lead his party to victory on an Anti-adultery, anti-homosexual platform! Please please please let him be the nominee!
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re: 2008 Suddenly gets interesting--Bob Dornan for Pres!#1
Posted: 11/16/06 at 11:35am
Well, now it is three adulterers and a lunatic.
Which sounds not unlike a singing group from the sixties.
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re: 2008 Suddenly gets interesting--Bob Dornan for Pres!#2
Posted: 11/16/06 at 11:41amYes, I believe he is insane. If he can be the face of the Republican Party for the next 2 years, things are very good.
re: 2008 suddenly gets interesting--bob dornan for pres!#3
Posted: 11/16/06 at 11:41amhe forgot the "batsh*t crazy" contingent that he's sure to draw!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
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he was the gimmicky sort
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re: 2008 suddenly gets interesting--bob dornan for pres!#4
Posted: 11/16/06 at 11:45amDornan/Gingrich 2008!
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re: 2008 suddenly gets interesting--bob dornan for pres!#5
Posted: 11/16/06 at 11:47amNo, Dornan/KEYES!
re: 2008 suddenly gets interesting--bob dornan for pres!#6
Posted: 11/16/06 at 11:49ami'll bet ya that gingrich is on the ticket. the top person's gonna be more moderate and they'll need newtie to pacify the base.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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re: 2008 suddenly gets interesting--bob dornan for pres!#7
Posted: 11/16/06 at 11:49amLet's throw Santorum in the mix, too.
re: 2008 suddenly gets interesting--bob dornan for pres!#8
Posted: 11/16/06 at 11:53amoh, and if it's dornan/keyes, you folks'll have to put up kucinich/mckinney. that way the third party ticket of pedro/napoleon should clean up.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
re: 2008 suddenly gets interesting--bob dornan for pres!#9
Posted: 11/16/06 at 11:58am
actually, i'd love to see both parties put up the most extreme examples of their policies and beliefs and give a moderate third party candidate a chance.
seriously, an out and proud homophobic racist war-mongering xenophobe vs. a pacifist anti-religion socialist proponent of the america as the root of all evil would be fun.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
re: 2008 suddenly gets interesting--bob dornan for pres!#10
Posted: 11/16/06 at 12:43pmI'll run against RTfan!
re: 2008 suddenly gets interesting--bob dornan for pres!#11
Posted: 11/16/06 at 12:55pm
And suddenly we have the most fun campaign ever!
re: 2008 suddenly gets interesting--bob dornan for pres!#12
Posted: 11/16/06 at 12:56pmkeep 'em coming!
re: 2008 suddenly gets interesting--bob dornan for pres!#13
Posted: 11/16/06 at 1:26pm
I'd need a fairly sane running mate though...maybe YWIW or orangeskittles....Rath would keep me in line too.
Can you imagine my cabinet? Cornell West, Maxine Waters, Barney Frank, Thomas Friedman....we're painting the White House pink, boys! Ah, good times...
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