3 thoughts
3 thoughts
#03 thoughts
Posted: 2/3/06 at 7:26pm
1- Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
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2 - Our Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
3 - Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment. brdlywr excluded, of course
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#1re: 3 thoughts
Posted: 2/3/06 at 7:27pm
Totally agree to all those
Oh and I love the last one. :)
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#2re: 3 thoughts
Posted: 2/3/06 at 7:27pm
hehe day, that is priceless!!
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#3re: 3 thoughts
Posted: 2/3/06 at 7:30pmis that first one true? i thought you had to be smart to work for nasa
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#4re: 3 thoughts
Posted: 2/3/06 at 7:30pm
I'm surprised you had one thought.
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#5re: 3 thoughts
Posted: 2/3/06 at 7:32pmYeah... I'm done for the weekend.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#7re: 3 thoughts
Posted: 2/3/06 at 7:36pm*stares into the void*
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
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