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Posted: 7/6/06 at 4:55pm
We ' re Off to See the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz? "
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."
" No Problem! said the Wizard Who ' s next? "
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
" Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"You sure do! Consider it done. Use it!"
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz? "
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."
" No Problem! said the Wizard Who ' s next? "
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
" Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"You sure do! Consider it done. Use it!"
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
