4 Presidents in Oz
4 Presidents in Oz
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#04 Presidents in Oz
Posted: 7/6/06 at 4:55pm
We ' re Off to See the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz? "
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."
" No Problem! said the Wizard Who ' s next? "
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
" Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"You sure do! Consider it done. Use it!"
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#1re: 4 Presidents in Oz
Posted: 7/6/06 at 5:06pmExcellent!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
FranklinShepard-Inc.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
#3re: 4 Presidents in Oz
Posted: 7/6/06 at 5:23pmThat made me happy.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#7re: 4 Presidents in Oz
Posted: 7/6/06 at 6:39pmTHAT WAS SO CUTE!
Just because I got the lead doesn't mean you can't be my understudy!:)
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#8re: 4 Presidents in Oz
Posted: 7/6/06 at 8:23pmBumpity bump boo
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
HeartandMusic
Featured Actor Joined: 6/11/06
FosseBoi
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/30/04
#10re: 4 Presidents in Oz
Posted: 7/6/06 at 9:11pmHAH! Thanks for sharing that!
"I've always secretly longed for an actress to get to the top of the cherry picker and projectile vomit all over the guards below."- Wonderwaiter in the "Defy Gravity?" thread.
~~~~~~~~My dream? Sutton Foster as Cassie in A Chorus Line
#11re: 4 Presidents in Oz
Posted: 7/6/06 at 9:13pmThat's great!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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