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cheezedoodle
#275;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 11:46am

And the ship is tipping over...


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Updated On: 5/11/06 at 11:46 AM

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papalovesmambo
#276;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 11:47am

no, the enema's name was manny.


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SonofMammaMiaSam
#277;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 11:48am

I've had a Manny enema.

cheezedoodle
#278;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 11:48am

Of course! *slaps forehead* That explains the tidal wave!


"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

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iflitifloat
#279;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:31pm

Oh, Corine. Don't listen to the guys. They are making it WAY too complicated. Throw on a clean pair of jeans and a nice t-shirt, don't worry about fancy makeup or hair-dos, take a bath, shave your legs and pits, and go have fun. I don't recall any of my successful relationships having involved any more planning than that. Hell, you want to be comfortable with the guy if it's going to go anywhere. And you don't want to have to create an image that is hard to live up to 24/7. Just be yourself and have a good time.

Of course, I *did* put out on the first date.

We ended up married anyway...

And an enema has NEVER been involved. Not once. Ever.


Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

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DAME
#280;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 12:47pm

WOW! There you have it Corine. Excellent advice. However it doesn't sound like "being casual" about it has worked for Corine in the past. If not .. she would not have created this thread to discuss all this.

And never underestimate a good Enema. ;-)


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nomdeplume
#281;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 3:36pm

Spank you, Dame, bebe.

If you want to feel elegant before you meet up with someone, try the Blisslabs "Lemon Peel" or Lemon and Sage Body Scrub, it's actually the same product in different packaging.

Scrub your skin with that in the shower and it will feel silky and fresh with a gentle, light fragrance.

Way overpriced though.

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RobbO
#282;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 3:39pm

clorox works wonders as well.


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nomdeplume
#283;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 3:50pm

Let's hope that's not the budget, RobbO.

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DAME
#284;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 4:23pm

Well.. what can she use to hide the bleach smell if that is the budget?


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cheezedoodle
#285;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 4:27pm

Maybe a quick roll in one of the flower beds in Central Park.


"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

nomdeplume
#286;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 4:28pm

Then you'd need another shower.

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iflitifloat
#287;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 4:45pm

Anyone remember Cupid's Quiver?


Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

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DAME
#288;-)
Posted: 5/11/06 at 11:08pm

Corine.. any news to report?


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Updated On: 5/11/06 at 11:08 PM

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bdwaygirl
#289;-)
Posted: 5/12/06 at 7:48am

Is this big date tonight or tomorrow night? I've lost track.


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RobbO
#290;-)
Posted: 5/12/06 at 8:39am

i just wanted to address something that came up on the queer misogyny thread about "attacking" corine. speaking for myself, i do not hate corine or wish her any ill will of any kind, my comments are merely of a joking nature. there is not anything misogynistic about it as there is not self-loathing going on when i make fun of myself or gay-bashing taking place when i tease the gaggles of gays on this site.



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Updated On: 5/12/06 at 08:39 AM

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shameless
#291;-)
Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:08am

Robb, I've never read anything that you've written and taken it as an attack on Corine. In fact, I've never seen anything that you’ve written about anyone that was out of line or that wasn’t funny.

Relax. Btw, don't run, but you're a celebrity! ;-)


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SueleenGay
#292;-)
Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:02am

And an enema has NEVER been involved. Not once. Ever.

I guess I will have to stop defending you, flitty, when people say you are full of ****. Who knew?


I thought the date was tonight. Is it tomorrow?


PEACE.

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DAME
#293;-)
Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:36am

Yeah I didn't buy that one either.


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SueleenGay
#294;-)
Posted: 5/12/06 at 2:20pm

Will she be singing "Tonight, tonight won't be just any night..."

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Or.....

Tomorrow, tomorrow I love you tomorow..."

;-)


PEACE.

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SonofMammaMiaSam
#295;-)
Posted: 5/12/06 at 2:33pm

Corine's Greek date is a hottie! Woof! But is he from the north of Greece?

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iflitifloat
#296;-)
Posted: 5/12/06 at 2:34pm

Not to threadjack away from Corine's impending date or anything, but nope, an enema has NEVER been a part of my preparations for a big night.

Certainly, this can't be something everyone knows about but me...

Enemas before surgery... before childbirth...after eating too little fiber for too long...absolutely. And have I mentioned that I can administer a mean high colonic? I don't want to be typecast as beening anti-enema.

But as a date prep for a straight woman? Probably not high up on most to-do lists.

(And Sueleen, we both know that I am full of sh*t as often as not...)


Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

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SueleenGay
#297;-)
Posted: 5/13/06 at 1:41am

Has anyone heard anything? Did anyone see them out tonight? I guess no news if good news, it could mean she is getting a little yummy yummy!


PEACE.

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Corine2
#298;-)
Posted: 5/13/06 at 1:48am

The date was fine. I had a nice time. We saw I LOVE YOU BECAUSE.
Updated On: 5/13/06 at 01:48 AM

BSoBW2
#299;-)
Posted: 5/13/06 at 1:55am

enGa - you are a certifiable photoshop wiz.


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