A Letter from Hillary

Dear PalJoey,

It's a pretty incredible feeling, isn't it? After our victories tonight we have the momentum, thanks to your will, determination, and hard work.

Some people were ready to count us out. But you and I proved them wrong, just as we have every time they tried to declare this race over prematurely. And we're going to keep showing them exactly what we can do.

We're going to do it for everyone across America who's been counted out -- but refused to be knocked out. For everyone who's stumbled -- but stood right back up. And for everyone who works hard -- but never gives up.

I hope you enjoy our victories tonight as much as I am. We won this one together, and that makes it that much better. Thank you so very much for all you have done for our campaign. Let's build on this remarkable momentum.

Thank you for everything you did to make this night possible.

All the best,
Hillary

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She's a busy girl tonight.

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Wait- She must have changed her mind- this is the letter she was writing about 4:30 when I talked to her:

Dear Pal Joey,

Well I did it. Hah! Those bastards said I was finished but I'm not! NOW will you give up your ridiculous dream Al Gore is going to get in the race?

I just wrote her back, Joe:

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Dear Hill--

Congrats again but let's not get into a discussion of my dreams about Al Gore.

They involve some things with Al and a cigar that Bill and Monica NEVER thought of. LOL! You don't want to go there, girl!

Luv ya lots--but I'm gay-gay-GAY for Gore!

yr pal,
Joey

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I got the same one, and it worked: I gave her some more money!

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So, touchme, does that mean that you will not vote in November?

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And, if McCain wins, I will hold you personally responsible for four more years of Republican corruption, injustice and bloodshed.

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I got the same letter as well, I feel so special. She always writes me when she wants more money.

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