Skip to main content
Shop Merch Add a Show Listing
My Shows
News on your favorite shows, specials & more!

Welcome Guest. Please Login or Register.

#1

A Little Over 12 Hours Left..

That is right folks. In three days, your beloved Spider will be getting hitched. I wish I could invite all of you to the wedding (well, most of you at least A Little Over 12 Hours Left..) The wedding is at 2pm on Saturday and we are going to Orlando for a week for our honeymoon. YAY!!!!



"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

Updated On: 4/9/05 at 11:04 PM

#2

re: 3 more days of freedom

Congratulations. Best wishes to the bride.

Being married is wonderful. It'll be six years for me in July.
#3

re: 3 more days of freedom

Well congrats on six years to you. re: 3 more days of freedom Tomorrow will be our 7th year "Dating" anniversary.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#4

re: 3 more days of freedom

Eeee! I'm so excited for you, spider! It's going to go wonderfully, and be beautiful. Congratulations!
#6

re: 3 more days of freedom

almost 23
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#7

re: 3 more days of freedom

If we're counting dating, I've been with my wife for 12 years.
#8

re: 3 more days of freedom

I know it will go beautifully. We are having someone sing "Unexpected Song" right before the vows. To tell you the truth, I will probably cry during that song. haha.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#10

re: 3 more days of freedom

WOW!! That is great. I hope you have 100 more years together.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#11

re: 3 more days of freedom

Thanks bishop Amasis. May Warlow bless our happy home. re: 3 more days of freedom
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#12

re: 3 more days of freedom

Congratulations spider! I hope it is a wonderful wedding, full of happiness and joy!!

Best of luck to you both!!!

You may or may not post again before Saturday, but have a good honeymoon as well.
Grace: I just gave a quarter to a homeless man. I think it was Johnny Depp.
#13

re: 3 more days of freedom

thanks, jjdude. I will be posting tomorrow night and Friday night but after that it will be a while because we are too poor to have internet in our apartment right now so the only time for me to get on, is when I have enough time to go to the library, which is going to be really sad because I am used to posting here everyday. re: 3 more days of freedom
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#14

re: 3 more days of freedom

Awww...we'll miss you - but it'll be okay!
Grace: I just gave a quarter to a homeless man. I think it was Johnny Depp.
#15

re: 3 more days of freedom

This year I will have been with my wife 1/2 of my life!
#16

re: 3 more days of freedom

Congratulations, spider! And wow, you're 22? I thought you were older for some reason. Possibly because I'm incredibly immature. :P
#17

re: 3 more days of freedom

Hahaha. Yes, 22 and counting. And it is great that a couple of you have stayed with your partner (Married or not) for so long. I hope you have many, many more years together.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#18

re: 3 more days of freedom

Congratulations, Spider. I hope you have a long and healthy life together...and I hope you'll still love her when she's old, grey, toothless and wrinkly. With hairs coming out of her chin. re: 3 more days of freedom
#20

re: 3 more days of freedom

Way to go spider! One Vagina for the rest of your life




.................(sorry the vince vaughn in me couldn't resist)

Good luck dude. 22 is wicked young in my opinion. But if you found the right lady don't let her get away.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#21

re: 3 more days of freedom

Congratulations, spider!! That's wonderful re: 3 more days of freedom
#22

re: 3 more days of freedom

Ok, you ready for major gaging?

She is my first (not my only) girlfriend and we have been together for 7 years tomorrow...as stated above. I know some say 22 is too young but both of us are out of college and not under our parents care. I don't care if she is the only one I will ever kiss and um......ya know re: 3 more days of freedom because she is the only one I want.

*Gag cue*
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#24

re: 3 more days of freedom

Congrats! Magnum, he could do what i did. Spend 20 years looking for the perfect man (or woman in his case), find that no one can come close to the perfect husband you've pieced together with only the best qualities of all your ex-boyfriends, and end up 40 and single!
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#25

re: 3 more days of freedom

Oh I'm more than positive I let the best girfriend I ever had get away. But I was 20 and not ready at all for what she wanted. I'm sure I'll bounce around for a few more years. I think 30 is the perfect age to get married. That way I can live a little more before I cut it all down to one. But if that perfect girl came around before I hit 30 or if Christy Hemme or Jennifer Love Hewitt is reading this, I would get married tommorow.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

BroadwayWorld TV


Ticket Central
Hot Show
Tickets From $59
Hot Show
Tickets From $70
Hot Show
Tickets From $59
Hot Show
Tickets From $101