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#1

A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 2:19pm

A MAN IS A MAN

http://jimcolyer.com/sitebuilder/flash/player?f=/music/flash/playlist.xml%3Ft%3D270

When we're out on the town
He's in his tight bluejeans
Women give him the eye
As they pass by
Once in awhile
He might return their looks
But I understand
A Man Is A Man

Sometimes he seems
A million miles away
Talking sports to the guys
On a long Saturday
And he might mention
An old romance
Well, nobody's perfect
A Man Is A Man

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
That's okay if he takes care of you
A man's gotta be what a man's gotta be
But he'd better save his last dance for me

He's gotta take care of me
When I need a friend
Stand by me
Until the end
He's gotta be there at night
When the lights go down
Love me like nobody can
A Man Is A Man

solo

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
That's okay if he takes care of you
A man's gotta be what a man's gotta be
But he'd better save his last dance for me

He's gotta take care of me
When I need a friend
Stand by me
Until the end
He's gotta be there at night
When the lights go down
Love me like nobody can
A Man Is A Man
He's gotta love me like nobody can
A Man Is A Man

Jim Colyer ascap
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Updated On: 6/13/09 at 02:19 PM

#2

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 2:22pm

Haven't you figured out that your poetry isn't wanted here?

Neither is your shilling for you blahg. :P




I guess you think if you just go way for a while, we won;t remember your crappy poems.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
#3

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 2:52pm

This one really stinks, Jim.
#4

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 2:55pm

You are terrible.
Formerly SirNotAppearing - Joined 3/08
#5

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 3:01pm

Kind of reminds me of green eggs and ham.

A man in a man, said Sam I am.
#6

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 3:08pm

Is he humping the Joshua Tree?

Decades ago?


re: A Man Is A Man
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

Updated On: 6/13/09 at 03:08 PM

#7

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 3:21pm

Oh this is kind of creative... you just took lines from old bad country songs and threw them in with a few new bad rhymes. Clever.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#8

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 3:28pm

You have to admit it is a great theme, though. A "man" just can't keep it in his pants, but as long as he come home to me, that is just fine, because a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Everyone wants a MAN like that.

What year is this?
PEACE.
#9

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 3:30pm

He's just doing his part to keep Tammy Wynette's message alive.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#10

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 3:46pm

According to his picture, I'm guessing about 1975
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
#11

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 3:50pm

You got to hand it to him, he does manage to be trite, regressive and infuriating in perfectly equal doses.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

Updated On: 6/13/09 at 03:50 PM

#12

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 3:54pm

Well, when ya put it that way...

Gotta hand it to ya, Jimbo. No one does trite, regressive and infuriating like Colyer!

And you can quote me!
#13

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 5:01pm

You'll enjoy it more if you picture Isaac Hayes singing it, like I did.
#14

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 5:15pm

Jim, I don't even know you but with that avi and that god awful song, I want to tuck you into "The Burning Bed" and say nightie night the Farrah Fawcett way. Absolutely TERRIBLE.


"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed

Updated On: 6/13/09 at 05:15 PM

#15

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/13/09 at 6:15pm

Is this just another name for that "soul poet" fellow, or some different entity altogether?
#16

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/14/09 at 11:37am

he's like a bad case of the flu....every once in awhile this creep comes to the board, throws something up, and then (thankfully) goes away......
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#17

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/14/09 at 12:10pm

I LOVE IT! Congratulations on finally coming out Jim. We all knew you were gay all along, but we realize everybody gets comfortable with that fact about themselves in their own time. So, good for you! I, for one, hope you finally find that man's man to "take care" of you. I'm sure the video of the hot dude in the tight blue jeans catching your eye will be simultaneously amazing and spot on!


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#18

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/14/09 at 12:33pm

Very moving and inspirational.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#19

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/14/09 at 2:24pm

Is this just another name for that "soul poet" fellow, or some different entity altogether?

Oh dear. I remember that guy... yikes.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#20

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/15/09 at 12:12pm

Damn. I was hoping this thread was going to be about Brecht.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#21

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/15/09 at 12:20pm

Jim Colyer is known as "The Bertolt Brecht of Louisville, K-Y."
#22

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/15/09 at 12:40pm

A man is a man, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a man of course
That is, of course, unless the man is the famous Jim Colyer.

Go right to the source and ask the man
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Jim Colyer.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Jim Colyer will never post unless he has something to say.

A man is a man, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
He is Jim Colyer!
#23

re: A Man Is A Man

Posted: 6/15/09 at 12:47pm


A Guy Is a Guy
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".
#24

m-a-n

Posted: 6/15/09 at 12:48pm

people. he won't be back. it's like waiting for roxy to answer a direct question.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#25

m-a-n

Posted: 6/15/09 at 1:00pm

He'll be back- as soon as he finishes another lyric, he'll be back.

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