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A joke from my Aunt

A joke from my Aunt

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Elphaba
#0A joke from my Aunt
Posted: 3/17/05 at 8:37pm

God I love her!!!!

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are
flying on Air Force One.George looks at Laura,
chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000
bill out the window right now and make
somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could
throw ten $100 bills out the window and make 10
people very happy."

Cheney says, "Of course, then I could throw one
hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred
people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them, and
says to his co-pilot, "Such bigshots back there...
hell, I could throw all of them out the window and
make four billion people very happy."


It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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ElTico68
#1re: A joke from my Aunt
Posted: 3/17/05 at 9:48pm

Way funny... gonna have to forward this one.


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SallyBrown
#2re: A joke from my Aunt
Posted: 3/17/05 at 9:52pm

HA!

new away message THANK you very much


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shira467
#3re: A joke from my Aunt
Posted: 3/17/05 at 9:53pm

That made my night!


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Elphaba
#4re: A joke from my Aunt
Posted: 3/17/05 at 9:54pm

glad to help!


It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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JadedBenevolence
#5re: A joke from my Aunt
Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:06pm

Oh honey, I heart you! Thank you for that. re: A joke from my Aunt That totally made my night.


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