A joke from my Aunt
A joke from my Aunt
#0A joke from my Aunt
Posted: 3/17/05 at 8:37pm
God I love her!!!!
The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are
flying on Air Force One.George looks at Laura,
chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000
bill out the window right now and make
somebody very happy."
Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could
throw ten $100 bills out the window and make 10
people very happy."
Cheney says, "Of course, then I could throw one
hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred
people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them, and
says to his co-pilot, "Such bigshots back there...
hell, I could throw all of them out the window and
make four billion people very happy."
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#1re: A joke from my Aunt
Posted: 3/17/05 at 9:48pmWay funny... gonna have to forward this one.
Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss
#2re: A joke from my Aunt
Posted: 3/17/05 at 9:52pm
HA!
new away message THANK you very much
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#4re: A joke from my Aunt
Posted: 3/17/05 at 9:54pmglad to help!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#5re: A joke from my Aunt
Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:06pm
Oh honey, I heart you! Thank you for that. 
That totally made my night.
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