A real Romeo and Juliet

#1

A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 7:54pm

Did you hear about that couple in Italy?

After a man's wife had been in a stroke-induced coma for four months, he lost all hope of her waking up. So he decided to end it all. But hours after killing himself, his beloved regained consciousness. Doctors say she stirred, smiled, and asked for her husband.

Isn't that sad?

Updated On: 1/22/05 at 07:54 PM

#2

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 8:01pm

Yeah I heard about that. Poor guy...and lady.

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#3

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 8:10pm

Did the lady kill herself, too?

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

#4

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 8:11pm

Otherwise it's more like West Side Story.

#5

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 8:25pm

Or West Side Story , yes.
But it was close to Verona, so that's another push in the direction of R&J...

#6

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 8:26pm

Was she a Capulet?

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

#7

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 10:27pm

No, she was a Menzel.

Oh, oh, our poor Idina.

#8

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 10:33pm

was she still green?

#9

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 10:37pm

Green as boogers.

#10

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 10:43pm

ooo.. how positively emerald.

#11

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 10:47pm

But she's not an emerald! Idina wasn't born in MAY!

#12

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 10:53pm

she wasn't born. Idina is GOD!

#13

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/22/05 at 10:57pm

*bows down*

#14

re: A real Romeo and Juliet

Posted: 1/23/05 at 12:29am

Ah yes, because turning something as tragic as this into a joke about Idina is still funny the 2352309450845982374134597 time.

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