"...So thank you to those of you who actually read, and not books like what Meg Cabot writes (those are fun, but sort of one-night books if you know what I mean). But real, long books from authors like Morgan Lleywelyn, Ken Follet, etc.. "
And WHAT exactly is wrong with Meg Cabot's books? I highly enjoy them, especially since they're one-night reads. It's a refreshing break, especially if you (well, for me, at least) just finished a long book (and esp. if said book was beaten to death by analyzing it...ugh...)
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)