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A thought on why we speak English...

Got this great e-mail forward and wanted to share (sorry if it is a repeat...and no offense meant)

Subject: WHY MUST ME SPEAK ENGLISH?

"WHY IS IT THAT WE HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH?"

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.
At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
officers that included personnel from most of the countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a
French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many
languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked: "Why is it that
we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
speaking French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it's because
the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't
have to speak German."

You could have heard a pin drop . . . So True!!!!


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Yes...my tiny,rural high school offered Latin, German and Spanish. I desperately wanted French. But I took 4 years of Spanish in HS and two years in college...I have a terrible accent but I can usually tell when someone is swearing at me or trying to fake me out. :o)
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That's great!
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Oddly enough, at the time of the revolution, more Americans spoke German than English. One of the reasons the US was so slow to enter WWII is that there were so many German-Americans that the prevailing opinion among those who thought we should enter the war was that we should enter on the side of the Germans.

It's very chic right now to engage in French bashing; But, of course, if you look at the US role in WWII we DID NOT assist the French when they were invaded by Germans. We did of course, Liberate France as part of our fight against the Axis, but the idea that we saved France's butt is absurd. Have you never seen the pictures of Hitler celebrating his taking of Paris?
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that was really funny lol. I learnt french in high school... also german for a year but i didn't like the language much.
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My dad said something almost EXACTLY like that to a group of VERY rude French men in Strasbourg... when he was on a trip.

I think his tour group applauded him.
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Yes, my world history told us that the US almost took German as its language. I think the vote was VERY close for it to become german.
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actually, I'm suprized that that Admiral didn't cause some sort of international incident. I was under the impression that american representatives were supposed to use tact and manners when with people of other cultures


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Updated On: 7/3/05 at 06:26 PM

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"actually, I'm suprized that that Admiral didn't cause some sort of international incident. I was under the impression that american representatives were supposed to use tact and manners when with people of other cultures"

I think the Admirals reply WAS tactful under the circumstance. The French forget that Hitler took over their country before the Allies saved their sorry butts.
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"I think the Admirals reply WAS tactful under the circumstance. The French forget that Hitler took over their country before the Allies saved their sorry butts."

I now kindly refer you to this:

"Oddly enough, at the time of the revolution, more Americans spoke German than English. One of the reasons the US was so slow to enter WWII is that there were so many German-Americans that the prevailing opinion among those who thought we should enter the war was that we should enter on the side of the Germans.

It's very chic right now to engage in French bashing; But, of course, if you look at the US role in WWII we DID NOT assist the French when they were invaded by Germans. We did of course, Liberate France as part of our fight against the Axis, but the idea that we saved France's butt is absurd. Have you never seen the pictures of Hitler celebrating his taking of Paris?"


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I think that the United States has this far-fetched idea that everyone else in the world should learn the English language, but refuse to try and learn another language. I think it's good to know several different lanaguages, and I think it's sad that so many people agree with the statement the admiral said. [I can only speak for the Americans because I have never been to Britain or Austrailia though I eventually plan to.]
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"but the idea that we saved France's butt is absurd...Have you never seen the pictures of Hitler celebrating his taking of Paris? "

Yes and they send chills down my spine sometimes.

But yet, I don't think Hitler would have just up and left Paris on his own. (Maybe he would have gotten bored...I can't really say.)

I think when the dominant countries in the world have been English speaking (First Britain, now U.S.) that English is bound to be the diplomatic language, like it or not.

And I don't think every American thinks everyone else should be forced to learn English. Yes some of us are annoyingly arrogant and ignorant but not all. (I tell myself that and I hope it's true!) Otherwise I don't think high schoolers would be forced to take 2 yrs language, or 3 if they want to go to college. One can't expect every American to want to learn another language. It's almost pointless here when the vast majority of us will see a foreign country once or twice in our lifetime if we are lucky.

The only language I see that would be truly useful to the majority of people in the U.S. would be Spanish. I could get the romantic idea of learning French but who would I speak it to? We don't have many diverse languages (and countries) here on our doorstep like the Europeans do.

The original post is hilarious. True? Eh, but damn funny.
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Learning Mandarin right now. If you wan't to get ahead in the next ten years in the business world, better learn Mandarin or Cantonese.
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>>It's almost pointless here when the vast majority of us will see a foreign country once or twice in our lifetime if we are lucky.

the vast majority? i don't know anyone who only goes out of the country once or twice... maybe this was true at a time, but with air travel being as convenient as it is, why wouldn't you see the world? nearly every young person i know studies abroad in two or three different countries, goes on trips in the summer, ect. knowing another language is vital not only for those occasions but for business as well.
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I don't know whether the original poster was saying that the "vast majority of us [Americans]" would go outside of the country once or twice as a way of saying that most Americans will travel abroad, but statistically, that is untrue, as only a mere 7%-25% of Americans own a passport (http://www.gyford.com/phil/writing/2003/01/31/how_many_america.php). I don't know if this is indicative of a lack of interest in exploring foreign nations, or if it's due to a number of various factors (financial, time limitations, etc.), but unfortunately, if those statistics are true, then many Americans (dare I say 'most'?) won't go beyond the Canadian or Mexican borders.
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