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ALW v. KTF

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Sumofallthings
#0ALW v. KTF
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:16am

If Andrew Lloyd Webber challenged Kermit the Frog to a one night only boxing tournament who would win? This is on-topic by the way...


BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

MargoChanning
#1re: ALW v. KTF
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:27am

Webber would get confused, since it would be like looking in a mirror the whole time for him.

I'll take Kermit in three.


"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

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Matt_G
#2re: ALW v. KTF
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:28am


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broadwaystar2b
#3re: ALW v. KTF
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:28am

Kermit
worst comes to worst, he could poke out ALW's eye with one of his rods

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Sumofallthings
#4re: ALW v. KTF
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:32am

I'd go with Kermit too, he's got the pure force of will. And his "talent" is bigger...


BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

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neelyohara
#5re: ALW v. KTF
Posted: 6/14/05 at 1:01am

This is my favorite thread ever.


Not today, Geraldine.

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Forester
#6re: ALW v. KTF
Posted: 6/14/05 at 7:25am

What about a tag team match?

Andrew Lloyd Webber and his ex Sarah Brightman

vs

Kermit and Miss Piggy

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paradox_error
#7re: ALW v. KTF
Posted: 6/14/05 at 9:59am

Don't bring Sarah into this!

She'll just look cross-eyed at everyone and we'll all fall down dead...

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Sumofallthings
#8re: ALW v. KTF
Posted: 6/14/05 at 1:23pm

Sarah would eat Miss Piggy


BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

Plum
#9re: ALW v. KTF
Posted: 6/14/05 at 1:24pm

I wouldn't underestimate Miss Piggy- she does know karate.

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bwaysinger
#10re: ALW v. KTF
Posted: 6/14/05 at 1:26pm

Yes, but Sarah sings all words on an O vowel, ignoring such annoying little details as differing consonants and/or other vowels.
I think she could make Piggy's head burst.

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Sumofallthings
#11re: ALW v. KTF
Posted: 6/14/05 at 1:31pm

Her ability to keep her mouth in a constant O is what attracted ALW to her in the first place...


BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"


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