ALW vs. KFC
ALW vs. KFC
#0ALW vs. KFC
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:17amWhich is better: KFC's Secret recipe, or ALW's secret plagorism?
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#1re: ALW vs. KFC
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:18amWell I am partial to a little Puccini now and then...
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#2re: ALW vs. KFC
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:18amhaha...good one.
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#3re: ALW vs. KFC
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:21amMeh, it's been done...
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#4re: ALW vs. KFC
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:26amVictoria's Secret beats them both.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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#5re: ALW vs. KFC
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:28amAt least the Colonel's recipe was original.
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
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Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#6re: ALW vs. KFC
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:29am
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
Updated On: 7/4/05 at 12:29 AM
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#7re: ALW vs. KFC
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:30amShe may be right. I prefer Popeye's anyway, though.
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
[http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/]
"The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#8re: ALW vs. KFC
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:30amMargo...believe it or not, I actually have a copy of the recipe...It's not as secret as everyone thinks...but, then again, neither is ALW's plagorism. Well the Colonel has one up on the Web with originality.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#9re: ALW vs. KFC
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:30amYou would fatass!
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#10re: ALW vs. KFC
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:36am
Huh?
I weigh 168 at 6'.
Fatass?
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
[http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/]
"The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#11re: ALW vs. KFC
Posted: 6/14/05 at 12:39amYou...read...me Channing! I stand by what I say!
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
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