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ASTROglide

ASTROglide


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2

re: ASTROglide

I love a slippery dog!
#3

re: ASTROglide

I think it is safe to say to those who haven't a clue what is being discussed (disgust?) that "Astroglide" is NOT a theme park ride.

On second thought....
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher
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re: ASTROglide

Boobsie--I thought ASTROglide is what happens when a Houston Astros player steals a base?
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#5

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WOSQ.. "Astroglide" is NOT a theme park ride.

says YOU!! ok well maybe not a theme park ride, but a ride regardless..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6

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Astroglide is a "personal lubricant."
#7

re: ASTROglide

**blink blink**

Really?? You don't say..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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I'm shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED!
#9

re: ASTROglide

You and me both Sommsie.. I can't believe people would discuss such things.
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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re: ASTROglide

It's soooooo personal.
#11

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not only that it's sooo VULGAR.. not to mention inappropriate..

I'm just mortified.. What next flogging, bondage and bj techniques??

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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What is this bj thing of which you speak? Since there are techniques ... is there a school?
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C'Mon SOMMSY..I hear that you're the Head Master !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#14

re: ASTROglide

Oh my...
#15

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funny Boobsie, I heard the same thing..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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That's why he has so many EX's Cammy.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#17

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**giggles**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#18

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I do make my students study HARD
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SOMMS' favorite class to teach: "Head Master Masters Head".

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Updated On: 7/22/05 at 02:40 PM

#20

re: ASTROglide

Assume the position, Boobs!
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re: ASTROglide

Some subjects are worth studying hard.. re: ASTROglide

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#22

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Pulease SOMMSY..I passed that class with flying colors.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#23

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Cam gets an A+
#24

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Chorus:
Slip sliding away, slip sliding away
You know the nearer your destination, the more you slip sliding away
Whoah and I know a man, he came from my hometown
He wore his passion for his woman like a thorny crown
He said dolores, I live in fear
My love for you?s so overpowering, I?m afraid that I will disappear
Chorus
I know a woman, (who) became a wife
These are the very words she uses to describe her life
She said a good day ain?t got no rain
She said a bad day is when I lie in the bed
And I think of things that might have been
Chorus
And I know a father who had a son
He longed to tell him all the reasons for the things he?d done
He came a long way just to explain
He kissed his boy as he lay sleeping
Then he turned around and he headed home again
Chorus
Whoah God only knows, God makes his plan
The information?s unavailable to the mortal man
We?re workin? our jobs, collect our pay
Believe we?re gliding down the highway, when in fact we?re slip sliding away
#25

re: ASTROglide

This is a Master Class, Boobs!

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