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#1

ATTENTION HUSSYS. LISTEN TO THIS


An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and
called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the
voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide
"play by play" of the incident. This is the actual voice mail message.

It was forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed
their voice mail server. Enjoy.



JIB
HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!

Updated On: 8/11/05 at 09:23 PM

#6

re: ATTENTION HUSSYS. LISTEN TO THIS

Never argue with a hussy who has an umbrella and a hardback Bible.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#9

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I heard that about a month ago...

Too funny.

Happy Birthday, Beeatch.
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#12

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I suspect it's an internet hoax though. These "answering machine messages" seem to be popping up everywhere.
#13

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Oh my... He sounds so hick. Must be from Texas.

"winda"

Updated On: 8/10/05 at 10:15 PM

#14

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It could b a hoax. But it does sound real to me. And it is a voicemail. Not a machine
HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!
#15

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It could b a hoax. But it does sound real to me. And it is a voicemail. Not a machine
HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!
#16

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I cannot BREATHE.
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
#17

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I know. And every time I listen to it I just oose it. especially at 420.
HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!
#19

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I should not have listened to that in the middle of a library (with headphones of course), because I'm failing miserably at trying not to laugh and the people around me think I'm crazy. That's hilarious!
#20

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I'm crying from laughing...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#21

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Addy; you should listen to it after having one of your famous brownies.
HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!
#23

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And, of course, this apparently happened in my city (Dallas).
Sigh.
Really REALLY funny, though.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#24

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I thought his laugh was the best part!
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

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