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#4

re: (Adorable) Must See YouTube: Little Maya does a fish eulogy for her bel

Posted: 4/8/09 at 12:25pm

Mom's an asshole.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

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#6

re: (Adorable) Must See YouTube: Little Maya does a fish eulogy for her bel

Posted: 4/8/09 at 1:17pm

Dad was fine with the kid, except lying to her about the camera, but mom couldnt bother to take it seriously.

I didnt think it was that cute.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#8

re: (Adorable) Must See YouTube: Little Maya does a fish eulogy for her bel

Posted: 4/8/09 at 1:54pm

Yeah. She seems like the type of mom who drinks too much and doesn't care if her kid runs wild on playdates. Also, she seems like she's always hungover and as if her husband sometimes gets battered by her.

Like you, I'm just blessed with the ability to glean all this from a few minutes of listening to her voice.
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#9

re: (Adorable) Must See YouTube: Little Maya does a fish eulogy for her bel

Posted: 4/8/09 at 1:57pm

right...she's an asshole.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#11

re: (Adorable) Must See YouTube: Little Maya does a fish eulogy for her bel

Posted: 4/8/09 at 2:15pm

No one here knows the situation. Maybe it's a step-mother. Maybe she was away on a business trip the entire week "Lucky" was around.

While it would have been nice to maintain composure - anyone who has ever been around kids knows the cliche is true - they say the darndest things. And even though you try to take things seriously - sometimes ya just get the giggles.

The daughter never showed anger or frustration with her mother - so clearly she was ok with it
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#12

re: (Adorable) Must See YouTube: Little Maya does a fish eulogy for her bel

Posted: 4/8/09 at 3:09pm

Oh look at you with your generous interpretations, Craig.

Clearly, that woman is an ugly stepmother who is going to force Adorable Maya to pick beans out of the fireplace soot the minute the camera is turned off, not allowing us to hear the abuse the child will suffer. If only we could have Maya removed from her evil clutches and placed with a family of viewers who really know the score and will treat her with the love and respect she deserves.

THAT MOTHER IS A MONSTER AND THAT CHILD DESERVES TO BE RAISED BY TWO LOVING PARENTS SUCH AS HER FATHER AND PERHAPS LEVI JOHNSTON.
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#13

re: (Adorable) Must See YouTube: Little Maya does a fish eulogy for her bel

Posted: 4/8/09 at 3:15pm

She isn't a total monster. You never hear her say there's no heaven. Or that Maya KILLED the fish. Or that Maya won't be getting any other fish. She also doesn't push Maya's face into the bowl as the fish is flushed.


So you see - she's not really a monster
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#14

re: (Adorable) Must See YouTube: Little Maya does a fish eulogy for her bel

Posted: 4/8/09 at 3:32pm

"What strikes me most about this video is the exemplary parenting that's going on. Yeah, you laughed and got all confused about what fish was even being flushed, BUT the fact that you showed a reverence and respect for the goldfish and that you allowed Maya to reflect on and experience her own sentiments...heck, to even lead the way...shows me that you are outstanding parents.

The proof's in the pudding: Look at Maya. She didn't become exceptional out of a void.

Very nice."
#16

re: (Adorable) Must See YouTube: Little Maya does a fish eulogy for her bel

Posted: 4/8/09 at 3:49pm

I bet the mom served cod for dinner.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#17

re: (Adorable) Must See YouTube: Little Maya does a fish eulogy for her bel

Posted: 4/8/09 at 5:15pm

Full disclosure - I just copied and pasted that from the comments section because it showed the other direction people can go in projecting things onto this. I don't particularly think that Maya is exceptional, except that her parents seem kinda douchey.
#18

re: (Adorable) Must See YouTube: Little Maya does a fish eulogy for her bel

Posted: 4/8/09 at 5:30pm

gvmjogy (1 week ago)
Jessica,
This video was not taken with the intention of posting it on youtube. It was taken purely for posterity sake. While visiting our home, my brother (j0mym) saw our video and asked if he could add some captions and post it. We agreed. That is why the video was posted (10/29/07) nealy a year after Lucky's passing in late 2006. You will not find another video of Maya or any of our other "exploited" children on youtube or anywhere else.
Thank you for your concern about Maya's welfare.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#20

re: (Adorable) Must See YouTube: Little Maya does a fish eulogy for her bel

Posted: 4/8/09 at 8:32pm

So true Skittles. I once flushed my kid's fish (that I was quite sure was dead) and the toilet water snapped it back into consciousness and I watched it struggle to not go down the toilet.

Sadly, my kids were watching. It was very traumatic for all.

Oh well.
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