Ain't Love Grand?
Ain't Love Grand?
#0Ain't Love Grand?
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:51am
This from my local paper: (names deleted)
Two men - ages 80 and 86 - were recently charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct stemming from an Aug. 8 incident in the parking lot of Silver Lake County Park
A park ranger said in a report that he saw "A" touching himself inappropriately while seated behind the wheel of his Toyota. According to the ranger's report, "B" watched and also touched "A" inappropriately.
The most serious crime of open lewdness is a misdemeanor that carries a maximum sentence of one year in prison, following a conviction.
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#1re: Ain't Love Grand?
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:56amDAD! What did I tell you about staying out of that park. Come home NOW!
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
EddieVarley
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/4/04
#3re: Ain't Love Grand?
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:59amSOMMS..that was nice of you deleting our names. I'm calling Pee Wee's attorney right now to represent us.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4re: Ain't Love Grand?
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:06amYou know "A", I could have sworn that you were only 85. But, the papers never lie.
#5re: Ain't Love Grand?
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:13amAnd, thanks for the offer of Pee Wee's lawyer, but my team is building a "corruption of a minor" defense.
Mattio98
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/10/03
#6re: Ain't Love Grand?
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:15am
Ya ever get one of those "What the heck just happened" faces that suggests conplete and utter confusion?
Well that is how I reacted to this article. Very amuzing though.
#7re: Ain't Love Grand?
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:24amEddie, you probably wouldn't feel that way had you been an actual witness...ewwww.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#8re: Ain't Love Grand?
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:31amSurely they are both old enough to know better?
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#9re: Ain't Love Grand?
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:33amMaybe they had a "senior moment" and forgot you're not supposed to do that in the car.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:33 AM
#10re: Ain't Love Grand?
Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:34amIsn't that what you do on a first date--a little light petting?
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