Ain't Love Grand?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:51am

This from my local paper: (names deleted)

Two men - ages 80 and 86 - were recently charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct stemming from an Aug. 8 incident in the parking lot of Silver Lake County Park

A park ranger said in a report that he saw "A" touching himself inappropriately while seated behind the wheel of his Toyota. According to the ranger's report, "B" watched and also touched "A" inappropriately.

The most serious crime of open lewdness is a misdemeanor that carries a maximum sentence of one year in prison, following a conviction.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:56am

DAD! What did I tell you about staying out of that park. Come home NOW!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:58am

80 and 86?! Bless em'!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:59am

SOMMS..that was nice of you deleting our names. I'm calling Pee Wee's attorney right now to represent us.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:06am

You know "A", I could have sworn that you were only 85. But, the papers never lie.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:13am

And, thanks for the offer of Pee Wee's lawyer, but my team is building a "corruption of a minor" defense.

[Mattio98]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:15am

Ya ever get one of those "What the heck just happened" faces that suggests conplete and utter confusion?

Well that is how I reacted to this article. Very amuzing though.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:24am

Eddie, you probably wouldn't feel that way had you been an actual witness...ewwww.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:31am

Surely they are both old enough to know better?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:33am

Maybe they had a "senior moment" and forgot you're not supposed to do that in the car.

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 09:33 AM

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:34am

Isn't that what you do on a first date--a little light petting?