An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#0An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:04pm
This is not a joke.
(Cheerleaders are at salad bar. Cheerleader A leans over and bumps her ponytailed head into the sneeze guard)
Cheerleader A: Ow! I think I hit my head on something!
Cheerleader B: Ohmygod! Do you think it's like, this plastic thing?
A: I don't know! Why is it here?
B: Maybe to like, keep us from falling in or something?
(long silence as they think and hold up the line)
My friend (who witnessed this incident): *poke* Are you guys going to go?
Cheerleader A: Oh yeah!
(They walk away)
And that, kids, is where stereotypes come from.
Updated On: 6/28/05 at 11:04 PM
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#1re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:07pm
If this was overheard in nyc, you should post it on www.overheardinnewyork.com
Its a fun site.
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#2re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:10pmI'm going to look at that site. But no, this was overheard while I was at creative writing camp and said cheerleaders were at cheerleading camp (held in the same place). And they really outnumbered us and got to all the desert before we could.
#3re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:10pm
Oh, dear god. For the longest time, I had to think about this. At first, I didn't know what a sneeze guard was. For some reason, I pictured them just sitting at a bar. ( I totally disregarded the "salad" part). And I'm thinking to myself, 'What the hell is a sneeze bar?'
But now that I read it, it's pretty funny. I probably would've been peeing my pants if I read the "salad" part...
#4re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:11pmBrilliant.
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#5re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:13pmHere's your sign.
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#6re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:13pm
I'd call it 'lack of brilliance' myself, Emcee.
Aigoo, a cheerleader in a bar is even more dangerous. Without a sneeze guard and with alcohol they are guaranteed to fall in.
#7re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:14pm
See, but their lack of brilliance is, in itself, brilliant. In terms of humor, anyway.
And I had no idea what a sneeze guard was either. But I'm sleepy.
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Joined: 12/31/69
#8re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:17pm
I wonder how guarded that salad really is.. unless you sneeze directly onto the plastic guard... I mean, I'm sure air currents can carry the germs under the guard.
I think too much.
#9re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:19pm
Why is it called a 'sneeze guard' anyway?
It's not guarding the sneezes.
It's guarding from the sneezes.
Shouldn't it be called a 'salad guard'?
Because, if a guard is protecting a king from, say, killer wombats, he would be called the King's Guard, not the Wombat Guard.
You name after the thing that needs guarding.
I need some water.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#10re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:19pmWay to go, Obvious. Now I'm afraid I'll have gotten Cheerleader Disease.
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#11re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:20pmCapt - "Here's your sign." Tres' funny!!!
#12re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:21pm
STP... I'm dizzy. 
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#13re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:21pmPriest, that made my night. But I like wombats.
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Joined: 12/31/69
#14re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:22pmI was going to argue that point, Priest... but went with my other point instead.
#15re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:23pmI'm not entirely sure I even know what a wombat really is.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#16re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:24pmPriest, that sort of made my head hurt. And wombats are cute. As is your photo, as always.
#17re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:24pm
Ack, double post.
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#18re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:24pm
I always thougth it was the offspring of a wom and a bat.
Not sure what a wom is though....
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#19re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:26pm
I was soooo wrong. This is a toy wombat.
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#20re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:26pmWombats are cute and live in Australia. And nobody needs to guard anything from them. Does that make Priest entirely wrong?
#21re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:28pm
"And nobody needs to guard anything from them."
How do you know?
They might want to inhabit the King's garden and the King can't let them due to his fatal allergy to Wombats.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
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Joined: 12/31/69
#22re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:28pmno, he's right.. It should be called a salad guard.
bwayballerina
Broadway Star Joined: 11/14/04
#23re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:28pm
This thread is great...
And now I finally know what a wombat looks like.
#24re: An actual snippet of dialoge between two cheerleaders
Posted: 6/28/05 at 11:30pm
"And wombats are cute. As is your photo, as always."
My older sister and mom hate those sunglasses, though.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
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