Let's see if we can maintain a conversation using only lyrics from Sondheim shows.
I'll start:
(Let the preceding be the only non-Sondheim lyrics in this thread.)
Into the woods, without delay, but careful not to lose the way.
Into the woods, who knows what may be lurking on the journey?
Traveling's the fun
Flashing by the countryside
Making you think merrily, merrily
What can go wrong?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
"The worst pies in London,
If you doubt it, take a bite.
Is that just disgusting"?
The way is clear
The light is good
I have no fear
Nor no one should
The woods are just trees
The trees are just wood.
I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a basket?
i got this really great gun-
sh*t, where is it?
no, it's really great-
wait-
Thank goodness for Assassins (and now back to our regularly scheduled Sondheim)
Look on the bright side,
Not on the black side.
Get off your backside,
Shine those shoes!
(A thread custom-made for me!)
I could understand a person, if its not a persons bag
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
I could understand a person if a person was a fag
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Nice, good, nice, kind, good, nice.
And who changes subjects on cuuuuuee?
Who cheers up when we're bluuuee?
(try to make sense people... this isn't a copy and paste contest... let's strive for continuity.)
Everybody's got the right to be happy.
Say, "Enough!" it's not as tough as it seems.
Giants?
Possible.
Very possible.
Witches can be right
Giants can be good
Why did you do it, Johnny?
I was waiting for the girls upstairs
Everybody's got the right to be happy
or am i losing my mind?
Oh well, that's another story. Nevermind.
anyway.
No, no folks, you'll still get your jollies---
its just i think i've got a problem that I think you should knwo.
You see-scarcely a month ago gentlemen, I was suddenly struck with a rare Oriental disease.
"... you take a few lumps,
you have a few laughs,
..and all the while you bounce..."
Greens, greens, and nothing but greens.
I'll drink to that.
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