Yup, straight. Many have tried to spank, er, turn me, but no can do. I love the ladies.
"Does this mean that us straight people can't enjoy a good play every so often, or what?"
Useless, the question as you stated it can seem offensive. However, it's an understandable observation that many Broadway audiences seem to be made up of homosexual people.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle