And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
#2
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:29pm
Ooooooooook!
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#3
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:38pm
I'm picking out a thermos for you, Robb!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#4
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:40pm
Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.
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#5
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:41pm
Are you the plaid flannel shirt type, RobbO?
#6
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:41pm
Hooray!
"Don't call that dog Lifesaver. Call him SH*Thead."
ETA: Or "Stupid" for the cable folks!
"Don't call that dog Lifesaver. Call him SH*Thead."
ETA: Or "Stupid" for the cable folks!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
Updated On: 3/28/06 at 06:41 PM
#7
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:41pm
I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#8
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:42pm
I don't wanna puke.
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#9
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:44pm
Chopping wood in the backyard, L.L.Bean boots?
#10
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:46pm
I don't care about losing all the money. It's losing all the stuff.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:49pm
I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?
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#12
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:52pm
Well, at least the two of you seem to know what the hell you're talking about.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#13
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:52pm
Well I haven't made love to him yet.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#14
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:53pm
That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him?
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#15
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:54pm
They went left from center.
#16
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:54pm
Who knows - maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#17
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:55pm
I'd be happy to be in there somewhere.
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#18
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:56pm
Not me. I'm booking for Hong Kong.
#19
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:56pm
Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#20
Posted: 3/28/06 at 6:57pm
Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were.
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#21
Posted: 3/28/06 at 7:02pm
What was it?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#22
Posted: 3/28/06 at 7:03pm
"The Way We Were."
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#23
Posted: 3/28/06 at 7:06pm
Damn these glasses.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#24
Posted: 3/28/06 at 7:06pm
Yes, sir. I damn thee.
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#25
Posted: 3/28/06 at 7:10pm
Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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