Ooooooooook!
I'm picking out a thermos for you, Robb!
Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
Are you the plaid flannel shirt type, RobbO?
Hooray!
"Don't call that dog Lifesaver. Call him SH*Thead."
ETA: Or "Stupid" for the cable folks!
I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke.
I don't wanna puke.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
Chopping wood in the backyard, L.L.Bean boots?
I don't care about losing all the money. It's losing all the stuff.
I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?
Well, at least the two of you seem to know what the hell you're talking about.
Well I haven't made love to him yet.
That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him?
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
They went left from center.
Who knows - maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
I'd be happy to be in there somewhere.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
Not me. I'm booking for Hong Kong.
Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress?
Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were.
What was it?
"The Way We Were."
Damn these glasses.
Yes, sir. I damn thee.
Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
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