Another British Invasion (Call to Arms!)

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:06pm

Don't get me wrong... I really do love the land of crooked teeth and the Spice Girls...

But reading through the pretentiousness (and frequency) of these new members is making me think we are in the midst of another invasion.

Brothers and sisters, a call to arms.
Do not be fooled by their trendy haircuts and soothing accents... we must fight to defend our board!

The British will lose on our soil for a *third* time!

Updated On: 4/20/04 at 03:06 PM

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:07pm

The third time.

1776.
1812.
2004.

[DavidWalcot]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:09pm

we no longer have the spice girls, the crooked teeth are still around though.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:14pm

Perhaps I should edit that...

Strike Spice Girls...
Replace with Prince Phillip
Because there is nothing wrong with being all "slitty-eyed".

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:15pm

I have total faith in the American theater dorks that make up this board to be far more annoying and stupid than any dorks the British might send our way.

[DavidWalcot]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:15pm

see 'The Monarchy' for a reply

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:17pm

We must protest.
No more perpetuating those inciteful threads started by these redcoats!

Cease and desist posting on anything that does not contain a "made in America" sticker!!

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:18pm

Sentences start with capital letters.

[sandbagtheatreco]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:19pm

Wrestling is for teenage boys.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:23pm

sandbag..
Wrestling teenage boys is a crime in this country for someone of your age and stature. I know that various forms of forced sexual assualt may be commonplace (in fact encouraged, by the monarchy) in other areas of the world...
*cough*London*cough*Bath*cough*Brighton *cough*etc.*cough*...
but here, in the US we like to discourage it.

[BwayTheatre11]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:23pm

What?! Teenage boys wrestling?? Where?!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:26pm

TeaBagTheatreCo has been teabagged again.

[sandbagtheatreco]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:54pm

Gee ckeaton-that explains why your country idolises Michael Jackson!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:03pm

MrBag...
I would argue that our country in fact demonizes, not idolizes, Mr. Jackson. His supporters are seen as in league with the folks who claim to have been abducted by aliens, seen the loch ness monster, and those who are stupid enough to leave their children at Neverland Ranch.

However, I am blessed to live in a country where you are considered innocent until proven guilty.

I believe he, along with Mr. David Hasselhoff and Mr. Jerry Lewis, find the majority of their fan base on the European continents.

Best,
CK

[sandbagtheatreco]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:41pm

"I am blessed to live in a country where you are considered innocent until proven guilty."- so what country is that then? I thought you were from America?? Last time I checked your government gave permission to hold suspected terrorists for any period of time they wish, what happened to their civil liberties?? Ignorance is bliss i guess.

Don't worry though,I don't blame the American people-just your government and media for keeping you as uninformed as possible...

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:53pm

"I believe he, along with Mr. David Hasselhoff and Mr. Jerry Lewis, find the majority of their fan base on the European continents."

<----Nods in total agreement.

Say what you want about our Government; but at least we're not in any monarchy. In America you earn status, you're not born into it.

Pip Pip.

Updated On: 4/20/04 at 04:53 PM

[sandbagtheatreco]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:03pm

You've got a warped interpretation of what England is like haven't you-maybe if you crossed the atlantic once in a while to embrace other nations-instead of just watching CNN- you might not sound so stupid... :)