Another Reason to Hate Carol

[tazber]

Another Reason to Hate Carol#1

Posted: 11/27/07 at 1:41pm

I'm telling you, they are out to get us!!!!!
Stupid Carol

....but the world goes 'round

[TheatreDiva90016]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#2

Posted: 11/27/07 at 1:48pm

The kid FELL on an antler?!

You can't blame that on Carol.

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[Borstalboy]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#2

Posted: 11/27/07 at 1:50pm

"He fell on my antler TEN TIMES!"


Actually, the thing won't play for me.

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[TheatreDiva90016]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#3

Posted: 11/27/07 at 1:53pm

Apparently, the boy tripped and fell onto an antler laying on the ground, and it went in his eye socket and then penetrated his brain. The doctors gave him antibiotics and he seems to be healed.

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[tazber]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#4

Posted: 11/27/07 at 1:57pm

It's clear that this antler was placed in a spot where it could do the most damage. The premeditation of this act is obvious.

....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 11/27/07 at 01:57 PM

[nitsua]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#5

Posted: 11/27/07 at 2:00pm

What a stupid news story.

The kid's fine. No big deal. It wasn't even the mom's fault. Now, if she stabbed him, it'd be a different story. I love how the kid pulled it out himself. I'd be screamin' like a banshee.

My friend's dad was attacked by a longhorn and was impaled "down there". After a few surgeries, he's okay and still workin' on the ranch. But I'm sure they had steak for dinner.

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[Unknown User]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#6

Posted: 11/27/07 at 2:07pm

Where was Angry Deer? Perhaps, like Sweeney Todd he's taking his revenge on the whole world for his wife being snatched from him.

[Unknown User]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#7

Posted: 11/27/07 at 2:08pm

And I could never, never hate Carol.

[miss pennywise]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#8

Posted: 11/27/07 at 2:43pm

I just got back from Borders where there was a book 3-feet-high with Carol on the cover. Like Joe, I could never hate Carol.

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[Unknown User]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#9

Posted: 11/27/07 at 2:45pm

wait, we're not talking about Carol Channing, right? Cause that bitch, I HATE!

[miss pennywise]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#10

Posted: 11/27/07 at 2:53pm

From what I understand, Joe, both Carol and Carol enjoy maize. But that's where the similarity ends.

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[luvtheEmcee]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#11

Posted: 11/27/07 at 2:55pm

Stupid deer.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

[Mamie]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#12

Posted: 11/27/07 at 2:57pm

Of course the mother's not at fault. Neither is the child. It's entirely the carol's fault. The carol decided to gore a child and so it removed one of its antlers and set it down in a location where a child was certain to fall on it.

I'm telling you - these wild carol are man-haters!

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[miss pennywise]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#13

Posted: 11/27/07 at 2:58pm

And maize-lovers!

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[luvtheEmcee]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#14

Posted: 11/27/07 at 3:00pm

Stupid maize.

Okay, I need to stop. I'm in the library and it's SO HARD not to laugh.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

[miss pennywise]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#15

Posted: 11/27/07 at 3:01pm

Aww, gee, Em...the fun is just beginning!

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[luvtheEmcee]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#16

Posted: 11/27/07 at 3:05pm

I shall attempt to laugh to myself.

Stupid library.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

[Mamie]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#17

Posted: 11/27/07 at 3:11pm

We're sitting here talking about one of the gentlest creatures on earth as if they were a combination of satan and bigfoot - and you're calling a library stupid?

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[luvtheEmcee]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#18

Posted: 11/27/07 at 3:13pm

I feel dense. I can't tell if you're going along on the joke or not. :/

Too much brain-melting writing. Stupid thesis.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

Updated On: 11/27/07 at 03:13 PM

[Mamie]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#19

Posted: 11/27/07 at 3:14pm

sigh

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[Pippin]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#20

Posted: 11/27/07 at 3:15pm

"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."

[AngryDeer]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#21

Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:42pm

"Of course the mother's not at fault. Neither is the child. It's entirely the carol's fault. The carol decided to gore a child and so it removed one of its antlers and set it down in a location where a child was certain to fall on it.

I'm telling you - these wild carol are man-haters!"

Uh, it's really hard to put ANYTHING ANYWHERE without opposable thumbs. The kid was just a clutz.

I bet the kid was wearing heelies.

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[scott68]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#22

Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:46pm

I've always wondered what it would feel like to be penetrated by a deer. I'd hope antibiotics wouldn't be necessary afterwards, though.

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[tazber]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#23

Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:51pm

I got this pic from Scott's myspace page:

....but the world goes 'round

[Liverpool]

re: Another Reason to Hate Carol#24

Posted: 11/28/07 at 2:53pm

Joe beat me to it. The title led me to beleive Carol Channing had done yet another thing to make me hate her