Post them here.
La Grippe?
Well, it sometimes develops from stalling and stalling and stalling the wedding trip.
the post nasal drip?
Well, I DEFINITELY have a sinus that's really a pip.
with the sneezes and the whizzes?
yes, and I do have a lack of community property AND a feeling I'm getting to old.
Achoo!
seems like..you developed a cold.
Oh Maria...I mean SOMMS.
The female remaining single
Just in the legal sense
Oh, please, Somms, you KNOW you're not tired of getting the "fish eye" from the hotel clerk.
I'm still waiting for that plain little band of gold.
that's gonna be one expensive c*ck ring, boobs
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You're right SOMMS..a lot of gold will be needed to make it.
*slaps harris for his ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
dont hit me
dont touch me either =P
Thanks SOMMS *slaps harris again and again and again*
I SAID DONT TOUCH ME
How To Avoid The FLU...
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
Take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,
Keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
OR
Take the doctor's office approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
Clean your arm with alcohol.
Why?
Because alcohol kills germs.
So...
I walk to the liquor store... (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona... (fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio... (fresh air)
Get drunk, tell jokes, laugh... (avoid stress)
Then pass out. (plenty of rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!!!
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