#1
Posted: 4/28/05 at 8:37am
Post them here.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
Any Good La Grippe Stories?
#2
Posted: 4/28/05 at 8:39am
La Grippe?
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#3
Posted: 4/28/05 at 8:41am
Well, it sometimes develops from stalling and stalling and stalling the wedding trip.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#4
Posted: 4/28/05 at 8:42am
the post nasal drip?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#5
Posted: 4/28/05 at 8:48am
Well, I DEFINITELY have a sinus that's really a pip.
#6
Posted: 4/28/05 at 9:05am
with the sneezes and the whizzes?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7
Posted: 4/28/05 at 9:06am
yes, and I do have a lack of community property AND a feeling I'm getting to old.
Achoo!
Achoo!
#8
Posted: 4/28/05 at 9:10am
seems like..you developed a cold.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#10
Posted: 4/28/05 at 9:19am
A goy? Just what are you saying, Somms?
#12
Posted: 4/28/05 at 9:26am
Oh Maria...I mean SOMMS. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#14
Posted: 4/28/05 at 9:39am
The female remaining single
Just in the legal sense
Just in the legal sense
#15
Posted: 4/28/05 at 9:40am
Oh, please, Somms, you KNOW you're not tired of getting the "fish eye" from the hotel clerk.
#16
Posted: 4/28/05 at 9:44am
I'm still waiting for that plain little band of gold.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#17
Posted: 4/28/05 at 9:46am
that's gonna be one expensive c*ck ring, boobs
#18
Posted: 4/28/05 at 9:59am
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#19
Posted: 4/28/05 at 10:14am
You're right SOMMS..a lot of gold will be needed to make it.
*slaps harris for his ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
*slaps harris for his ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#20
Posted: 4/28/05 at 10:19am
dont hit me
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#22
Posted: 4/28/05 at 10:28am
dont touch me either =P
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#23
Posted: 4/28/05 at 10:30am
Thanks SOMMS *slaps harris again and again and again*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#24
Posted: 4/28/05 at 10:31am
I SAID DONT TOUCH ME
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#25
Posted: 4/28/05 at 10:39am
How To Avoid The FLU...
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
Take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,
Keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
OR
Take the doctor's office approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
Clean your arm with alcohol.
Why?
Because alcohol kills germs.
So...
I walk to the liquor store... (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona... (fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio... (fresh air)
Get drunk, tell jokes, laugh... (avoid stress)
Then pass out. (plenty of rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!!!
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
Take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,
Keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
OR
Take the doctor's office approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
Clean your arm with alcohol.
Why?
Because alcohol kills germs.
So...
I walk to the liquor store... (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona... (fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio... (fresh air)
Get drunk, tell jokes, laugh... (avoid stress)
Then pass out. (plenty of rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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