Anyone Know How To Cure A Sith?

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:04pm

I can't believe they're keeping this title.

Updated On: 10/30/04 at 07:04 PM

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:08pm

Matt,

Unfortunately, I am not a big fan of the STAR WARS movies.

Please explain exactly what a "Sith" is.


Thanks!!! :)

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:11pm

Siths are the bad guys. I think. And Darth Vader kinda looks like a rat in the image, Matt.

[morosco]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:14pm

The cure mix to use depends upon personal preference. Salt alone is acceptable. However, the dry sugar cure is preferred by most people. For each 100 lbs. of fresh Sith, use:
8 pounds salt
2 pounds sugar
2 ounces of saltpeter*
Mix these ingredients thoroughly and divide into 2 equal parts. Apply the first half on day 1, and the second portion on day 7 of the curing period.
Rub the curing mixture into all lean surfaces (Figure 1) of the Sith. Cover the skin and fat, but little will be absorbed through these surfaces.
Cure the Proper Length of Time. Siths should be cured 7 days per inch of cushion depth, or 11/2 days per pound. Keep accurate records of placing Siths in cure. Also, write the date to remove Siths from cure on the calendar as shown.
Early December is the best time to start curing Siths under ambient conditions.
During the curing period, keep Siths at a temperature of 36° - 40°F.
After Curing - Soak and Wash
When the curing period has passed, the siths should be placed in a tub of clean, cold water for 1 hour. This will dissolve most of the surface curing mix and make the Sith receptive to smoke. After soaking, scrub the Sith with a stiff bristle brush and allow it to dry.

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:14pm

THAT'S Darth Vader?

Like I said, I never saw a STAR WARS movie, but I thought Darth Vader was played by James Earl Jones... ?

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:16pm

Yah, I think that's James Earl Jones. Now you, missy, need to go to Blockbuster and rent the trilogy. Right now.

[beacon1]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:17pm

LOL morosco :o)

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:20pm

wait, what's the title? and matt_g, you're kiling me w/ that icon! where are the hot guys?

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:21pm

The title is REVENGE OF THE SITH. Morosco, I tried that but it didn't work. Siths are multiplying like crazy!

And Craig said no more hot icons.

Updated On: 10/30/04 at 07:21 PM

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:23pm

I Don't Know, Delphine, who wrote the songs for the Triology--and are the dance numbers any good?

Is the leading lady somebody really good like Patti LuPone or Betty Buckley? :)

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:28pm

Oh, Miss Mary, I'm afraid this one deviates from the Broadway scene a bit.

And no more hot icons? WHAT?!?!?!?!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:31pm

"Now we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi, now we will have revenge."

I like it, it's time for Yoda to get his little green butt KICKED! Updated On: 10/30/04 at 07:31 PM

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:31pm

WHAT THE FUDGE? NO MORE HOT ICONS?


That's...that's....THAT'S THE MAN KEEPING US DOWN!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:32pm

There he is! I posted this just fer you, Edward.

[MusicMan]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:34pm

How to cure a Sith?

Zap it.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:39pm

"So be it...Jedi"

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 7:52pm

For a definition of sith, please see:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Sith


By the way, Matt, how's your cough?

[Marquise]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 8:34pm

not liking the star wars trilogy can get your butt kicked in some parts..it's sacreligious in some circles...

[EponineThenardier]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 9:45pm

Hayden Christinsen is hoooooooooooooot. Ooooooooooooh.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 12:14am

James Earl Jones did the voice of Darth Vader. Anakin Skywalker, who becomes Darth Vader, happens to be caucasian.