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Apartment MENACES.

Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:20pm

The person on the other side of my bedroom wall keeps playing a soundbite that says, "Annnndrew don't forget to pack... don't forget!" This has been going on for over an hour.

Anyone else experienced such joy in their apartments recently?

re: Apartment MENACES.

Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:25pm

Stick a note under their door asking Andrew if he packed.

Poster Emeritus

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:33pm

Good idea.

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:34pm

hahaha

"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:35pm

lol

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:37pm

We have an old fart living under us who generally makes a pain in the *** out of himself. I just yell back to shut the **** up at the top of my lungs & it does the trick

Poster Emeritus

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:44pm

The people in the apartment above me are remodelling their bathroom. You should hear the drilling!

Last year the kids next door were in love with the winner of Australian Idol. they would play Guy Sebastion's single over and over and over and.....

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:46pm

ih God that must have been annoying!!

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:48pm

Oh yes, you have no idea.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#10

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:49pm

I live in a smoking dorm. The hall doesn't merely smell of cigarettes.

But at least people aren't peeing on the doors anymore. And they only vomited on the floor that one time.

#11

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:53pm

oh my god!!

#12

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:11pm

I had a downstairs neighbor who had a Homer Simpson screensaver. A little while after he left one morning for vacation the screensaver kicked in along with audio. Naturally he had left his speakers turned on at a very loud volume. Every 10 minutes I was treated to a string of Homer screaming over and over "D'oh, D'oh!, d'ooh!, D'OHH!, D'oh, d'oh, D'oh, D'oh!, d'ooh!, D'OHH!, D'oh, d'oh". This went on for TWO DAYS until I went to the basement of out building and tripped his breaker. Hope the power loss didn't hurt anything!

Updated On: 11/18/04 at 09:11 PM

#13

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:17pm

I used to have a neighbor who was a flight attendant.
She would forget to turn her alarm off when she was traveling.
It would go off every morning at 5 am really loud
BA BA BA BA it did not go off for three hours.
I wanted to kill her.
I finally left a message under her door to please turn off her alarm before a trip.
She did. Then she moved. Now I have a worse neighbor he has a dog that loves to bark at 4 am.
LOL.

#14

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:18pm

the apartment above us just got a new puppy which they leave locked in a crate ALL day. The poor think will NOT STOP BARKING!!! 5am-6pm non stop.

#15

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:19pm

My neigbor is a nymphomaniac(SP).. Enough said...

#16

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:22pm

So was the flight attendant.
I did not want to bring that up but you could say I was JEALOUS!
Not only did she meet the right guy, he bought her a gorgeous apt.
I was happy for her. But JEALOUS!

Updated On: 11/18/04 at 09:22 PM

#17

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:25pm

I have a neighbor who lives with his girlfriend and is ALWAYS hitting on me and my girlfriend whenever his poor unsuspecting gf isn't around. We're lipstick lesbians...maybe we should go all out and buy flannel shirts and workboots - "Helloooo, Mr. Barking-up-the-wrong-tree!" LOL!

Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.

#18

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:29pm

erm does he know that you two are lesbian?

#19

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:30pm

Yeah, he knows. I think he needs flashcards.

Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.

#20

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:32pm

There are so many. The tenant upstairs must leave his water running because it keeps dripping down into my bathroom. It has ruined the ceiling.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#21

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:35pm

My former roomate had a huge subwoofer that literally made our walls shake all day and night. Of course, we were the apartment that managed to blow out all the electricity in the building by running a hairdryer and a microwave at the exact same time. Whoops. Apartment menaces are fun, aren't they?

There's always room for pathos - and jazz hands.

#22

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:36pm

Heart,
He probably knows and it is a fantasy for him.

#23

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:48pm

ok this isnt about apartment menaces but i have a quick question, and im sorry if it seems extremely offensive trust me its not meant to be!! but the guys in my grade are all "yeah gay guys are weird but lesbians are hot cuz theyll make out with each other than grind me" and all the girls and my friend Danny are all like "WTF?" so anywho my question is is this how all guys think?!!!

#24

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Posted: 11/18/04 at 10:58pm

I stayed at my sisters appartment for about a week over the summer. The upstairs neighbors love to run on their treadmill at 2 in the morning.

I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!

#25

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Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:55am

"the apartment above us just got a new puppy which they leave locked in a crate ALL day. The poor think will NOT STOP BARKING!!! 5am-6pm non stop."

Google "Canine prozac" then print out the website and slip it under their door.

The puppy thinks he has been abandoned. He has no sense of time. The prozac will help.

Also print out the amazon.com listing for "the perfect puppy" and slip it under their door.

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