Apprentice Quotes That Make You Laugh: He's a Virgin and we're all sluts!
Apprentice Quotes That Make You Laugh: He's a Virgin and we're all sluts!
#0Apprentice Quotes That Make You Laugh: He's a Virgin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:03pm
He's a Virgin and we're all sluts!
EDIT: Thanks Liotte
Updated On: 4/14/05 at 09:03 PM
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:04pmBest. Line. Ever.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
TheGaIsSilent
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#3re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:20pmTana and I are married. Yes, she's a genius.
#4re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:24pmHAHA, the virgin just fell out of his chair!
#5re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:29pm"I'm like a girl who's just had sex. With a silly grin on my face"
#6re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:30pmThis thread should be called Apprentice Quotes to make you laugh
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:36pm
*lmao* [insert Chris's speech here]
I'm DYING.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#8re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:38pm"The only slam dunk you'll be seeing is when I fire one of you guys tonight."
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:43pmHow many shots d'you think he took to get the basketball in?
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#10re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:54pmIs it bad of me that I take total glee in Chris crying like a bitch?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:54pmThat's what we are talking about in the AIM convo right now...
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#12re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:55pm
Oh yeah, I just remembered two more gems:
"interiorly" and "exteriorly"
I'm so glad I live on the West coast. I'm gonna watch it all over again just to revel in it.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#15re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 10:00pm
I have digital cable (kind if like satellite but without the...satellite dish), so I get the big 4 networks on the east coast time and then I get the local networks at Pacific time, so I can watch 8pm-11pmEST at 5pm-8pmPST. 
(Especially useful for Thursdays; now I have 2 hours until CSI!) But I'll watch Without A Trace first!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#16re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 10:02pmCan't wait til 9!
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#19re: He's a Vrigin and we're all sluts!
Posted: 4/14/05 at 10:08pm
You are way behind...
I liked his made up words! I wonder what he screamed to the cops when he was arrested...
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