At Least Ernie Looked Good

Roxy, you know why Ernest Borgnine looks so good?

He masturbates a lot

Updated On: 10/3/10 at 07:22 PM

Roxy, if you don't get it, it's a plus for SNL. It's not FOR you. You're reminding me of my nana who watched one episode in 1975 and didn't "get" why the lady was complaining about violins on television. The jokes flew right over her head. As, I can tell, the entire "What Up WIt Dat?" sketch did with your head. It was funny, and Morgan Freeman looked befuddled because that's how guests look on "What Up Wit Dat?" You didn't understand it, but it was funny.

As was Rescue Dogs 3D. As was the Black Noise machine. As was the father giving his son fighting lessons. As was Bryan Cranston's musical monologue. I'm sure you turned it off after 10 minutes and yet feel completely qualified to declare the entire show lame.

Also, both Kanye songs were great, and the production elements were cool.

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