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#1

!!!Attention everyone!!!

Thank you for your time!

Updated On: 6/25/05 at 06:58 PM

#3

re: !!!Attention everyone!!!

"Cosmo, I want you to know that no matter what you do you're going to die like everybody else."
#4

re: !!!Attention everyone!!!

Orgasm.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#5

re: !!!Attention everyone!!!

"Here's to the girls on the go,
everybody tries.
Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know-
Everybody dies..."


"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#6

re: !!!Attention everyone!!!

Now, Grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and some day you will too.
Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La
Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La
This is my signature.
#7

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JEEBUS. Aigoo, that was hysterical.
Well, I'm glad he got away with it.
#8

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I seriously did just laugh out loud.
"I'll bet that you're Kristin Chenoweth MBP!"
#9

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Aigoo.. Is that from your own demented mind, or did you find that online?
#12

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NORBARINEO,
I'm still laughing at your original post!
"I'll bet that you're Kristin Chenoweth MBP!"
#13

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Oh, the grandma song! That's up there with the one about how the farmer kills the cow and that's how we get hamburger!
Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)
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wtf...........
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Author Unknown
#15

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Don't forget about the shower song!
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
#16

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I take back my wtf...........

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Author Unknown

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