#26
Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:25pm
And did everybody jump to the Bitches' defense? Or even anybody? 
Lael?
Lael? Updated On: 4/1/05 at 05:25 PM
#27
Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:27pm
Matty Rack defended us.. Boobs feigned ignorance stating he doesn't know us, which kind of hurt my feelings.. Oh how quickly he forgets. Really I think it only had a couple of posts before being deleted.. NO one snarked us..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#29
Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:33pm
Rath and Addy and I think Boobs, SOMMS and a couple others
Then Oscar decided to venture onto OUR thread again..
Then Oscar decided to venture onto OUR thread again..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#30
Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:35pm
Oh, well, they'll get over it I'm sure...
Updated On: 4/1/05 at 05:35 PM
#31
Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:37pm
I find it funny that Oscar doesn't get the intended reactions.. then ventures onto our thread expecting to be welcomed with open arms..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#32
Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:43pm
I'm sure we'd all love to welcome him with open arms. To strangle him, that is!
#33
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:04pm
exactly my dear.. exactly
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#34
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:10pm
I was busy being classified as an annoying pushy lesbian bitch, Ellie. Otherwise, I TOTALLY would have come to your defense!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
--- ---
Intolerant of intolerance.
#35
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:11pm
Was I attacked?!?!?!!
PLEASE tell me I was attacked!
I was called a drunk TWICE on the alcoholics thread! I was the only poster of BWW bestowed with this honour!
PLEASE tell me I was attacked!
I was called a drunk TWICE on the alcoholics thread! I was the only poster of BWW bestowed with this honour!
#36
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:13pm
doxy dear.. I didn't see if you were or not.. all I know is this is twice that little sh!t has attacked the Bitches and frankly I'm thinking he doesn't want to piss me off.. I get nasty!
lael, gotta love f*cking labels... the nerve of some people
lael, gotta love f*cking labels... the nerve of some people
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#37
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:19pm
The thing I was most excited about what how I'm an annoying "lezzo"
Anyone heard of such a thing?
And Doxy, love, you weren't mentioned.
Anyone heard of such a thing?
And Doxy, love, you weren't mentioned.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
--- ---
Intolerant of intolerance.
#38
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:20pm
Doxy is a dirty boozehound, that much is true. As we type, I can picture him swigging on a bottle of Polish rum, dribbling and babbling incoherently. He's a menace who has drunk Poland dry. A lovable menace, though.
And are you an annoying pushy lesbian bitch, Lael? Nothing wrong with that, is there?
And are you an annoying pushy lesbian bitch, Lael? Nothing wrong with that, is there?
Updated On: 4/1/05 at 06:20 PM
#39
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:24pm
I WAS NOT MENTIONED?!?!??!?!
HANG THE BASTARD!
HANG HIM HIGH!
KISS HIS SCRAWNY ASS GOODBYE!!!
HANG THE BASTARD!
HANG HIM HIGH!
KISS HIS SCRAWNY ASS GOODBYE!!!
#42
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:28pm
Ellie, the truth is not the point! The point is that lezzo is not a word! I refuse to be insulted with words that do not exist!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
--- ---
Intolerant of intolerance.
#43
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:30pm
Well, he called Rath a lesbo once, I think - so he must like made up words for lesbian. *shrug*
Edit - lezzo/lebso - do you have a preference?
Edit - lezzo/lebso - do you have a preference?
Updated On: 4/1/05 at 06:30 PM
#44
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:31pm
I'm guessing something by Sondheim, Doxy?
Sweeney Todd perchance?
Sweeney Todd perchance?
#45
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:34pm
nope!
not remotely close to Sondheim...
though I'm thinking one of our board members may have had a hand in it...
not remotely close to Sondheim...
though I'm thinking one of our board members may have had a hand in it...
#46
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:34pm
But at least lesbo makes sense. I'm just...grr. He should at least have explained himself before vanishing.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
--- ---
Intolerant of intolerance.
#48
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:38pm
I prefer lezzie, personally. 
Doxy: what? What did I do?
Doxy: what? What did I do?
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
--- ---
Intolerant of intolerance.
#50
Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:41pm
HANG THE BASTARD!
Hang the bastard, hang him high.
Hoist his body to the sky.
It's as nice as a day can be.
Won't you come to the hanging with me?
Hang the bastard, hang him high.
Hoist his body to the sky.
It's as nice as a day can be.
Won't you come to the hanging with me?
Hang the bastard, hang him well.
Send his sorry soul to hell.
When his neckbone snaps we'll know.
When the cannibal won't be killing anymore.
His face will turn red,
Then purple, then blue.
We'll watch from up here
To get a good view.
And when his eyes bug out we'll know,
It's the end of him
And the end of the show!
So hang the bastard, hang him with cheer.
We'll make some hot dogs
And drink a few beers.
And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,
It's the end of the show
And we all can go home!
But not till we hang the bastard, hang him here.
The most exciting thing this town has seen in years.
When his body stops jerking we'll know,
It's the end of him, it's the end of him,
It's the end of him,
And the end of the show.
[Cowbell solo]
So hang the bastard, hang him high.
Kiss his guilty butt goodbye.
It's as nice as a day can be.
Won't you come to the hanging with me?
His veins will pop out all over his head.
We'll tickle his armpits to make sure he's dead.
And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,
It's the end of him and we all can go home!
But not till we
Hang the bastard, hang him high.
Hoist his body to the sky.
When his body stops jerking we'll know,
It's the end of him, it's the end of him,
It's the end of him!
And the end of the show!
Hooray!
Source: Cannibal the Musical
Music and Lyrics by Trey Parker
Hang the bastard, hang him high.
Hoist his body to the sky.
It's as nice as a day can be.
Won't you come to the hanging with me?
Hang the bastard, hang him high.
Hoist his body to the sky.
It's as nice as a day can be.
Won't you come to the hanging with me?
Hang the bastard, hang him well.
Send his sorry soul to hell.
When his neckbone snaps we'll know.
When the cannibal won't be killing anymore.
His face will turn red,
Then purple, then blue.
We'll watch from up here
To get a good view.
And when his eyes bug out we'll know,
It's the end of him
And the end of the show!
So hang the bastard, hang him with cheer.
We'll make some hot dogs
And drink a few beers.
And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,
It's the end of the show
And we all can go home!
But not till we hang the bastard, hang him here.
The most exciting thing this town has seen in years.
When his body stops jerking we'll know,
It's the end of him, it's the end of him,
It's the end of him,
And the end of the show.
[Cowbell solo]
So hang the bastard, hang him high.
Kiss his guilty butt goodbye.
It's as nice as a day can be.
Won't you come to the hanging with me?
His veins will pop out all over his head.
We'll tickle his armpits to make sure he's dead.
And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,
It's the end of him and we all can go home!
But not till we
Hang the bastard, hang him high.
Hoist his body to the sky.
When his body stops jerking we'll know,
It's the end of him, it's the end of him,
It's the end of him!
And the end of the show!
Hooray!
Source: Cannibal the Musical
Music and Lyrics by Trey Parker
Updated On: 4/1/05 at 06:41 PM
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