#1
Posted: 5/12/05 at 1:12pm
First, before we begin, some pre-show entertainment:
BITCH & MOAN, written by CapnHook:
STUPID NEATGEAR ROUTER WON'T CONNECT WITH MY STUPID COMPUTER SO I COULDN'T NETWORK MY OTHER COMPUTER AND I WASN'T ABLE TO GET ONLINE 'CAUSE THE STUPID FRIGGIN' THINK WOULDN'T DETECT THE THINGAMABOB SO NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TO BESTBUY AND RETURN THE STUPID GAWDAMN NEATGEAR ROUTER FOR A LINKSYS ONE BECAUSE LINKSYS ROCKS, BUT ITS MORE EXPENSIVE, BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WORTH IT TO BEGIN WITH! GOD HATES ME! FINALLY BACK ONLINE SO I CAN ANNOUNCE THINGS FRIGGIN' AWARDS.
BITCH & MOAN, Part II, written by CapnHook (a la Rosie-style so as not to make known what I'm saying):
there's a leak.
was to have been me.
now v said it.
then dh.
then p.
all know.
should have been mm.
then v.
then p.
nope. there's a leak.
no matter.
it will rise.
And now, ladies, gentlemen, and Namo:
Welcome to the 1st Annual BroadwayWorld Member Awards!
For a list of nominees and several jacked discussions, visit the previous thread:
https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?thread=848354&boardname=off&dt=051205123519
Some statistics:
-Well over 40 members voted.
-A winner with highest number of votes received 24 votes.
-In three different catagories, 1 vote would have made a difference to either break a tie, or make a tie.
-In four catagories, 2 votes would have established a new winner.
-Except for three catagories, there were very tight races.
ANNOUNCER: And now, here to announce the first award, Liza Minelli!!!!
LIZA: Thank you, thank you. You know, before I announce the award for Favorite Thread, I must once again thank Marc Shaiman for playing for me at the GLAAD Awards a few weeks ago. It was orgasmic.
And now, the winner is...
FAVORITE THREAD:
"Jack Me. NOW!"
https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?boardname=off&thread=841427
ANNOUNCER: Announcing the next award, Elaine Stritch!
ELAINE: Oh my God, let me tell you-
ANNOUNCER: We'll be right back after these commercials.
COMMERCIAL: Xanax. It worked for me, it'll work for you.
ANNOUNCER: To announce Favorite Blog, here's Rod from AVENUE Q!
ROD: Hey, everybody! Ahem, OK. Before I announce the winner, I have something to say. Blogs are an online journal - it is a very personal thing. Entries are often very emotional and revealing. Well, last night I received a call from my good friend Corine2 and she said that DollyPop said that me and Ricky were having problems. Well, I hadn't spoken to anyone about this matter, and to hear that the entire world knows about my life is just ruuude. To conclude, don't read anyone else's blog. It's none of your damn business.
NICKY: Um, Rod.
ROD: Nicky, I'm trying to announce the award.
NICKY: But, Rod, you see, a blog is a personal journal - but it's online.
ROD: So. So what?
NICKY: Well, anything you say online or in a blog can be read by anyone. It's available to anyone who has internet access.
TREKKIE: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
ROD: Well, it doesn't matter, it's MY blog and no one has business reading it but myself.
NICKY: It doesn't matter, Rod. It's online!
ANNOUNCER: Ahem. And the winner is...
ROD: Oh - Ahem, and the winner for Favorite Blog is-
NICKY: It's a tie!
FAVORITE BLOG:
CapnHook
https://capnhook.broadwayworld.com
MargoChanning
https://margochanning.broadwayworld.com
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! Oh, and Namo: The Belasco Theatre's very own Denzel Washington!
DENZEL: Thank you. Before I announce the award, I've been asked to do a little plug here. Well, tonight, the Belasco Theatre hosts the BroadwayWorld Member Awards, but on most any other night, you can visit us again for a performance of JULIUS CASAER in which I, Denzel Washington, star as "Brutus."
You know, it's funny. The many shows that preceded us here in this theatre have encountered the curse of the Belasco Theatre. Funny how we've been open for a while and nothing has yet-
[All the lights have gone out.]
ANNOUNCER: Uhh, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, and Namo. We seem to, uh, be experiencing some technical, uh, technical difficulty. Well, due to our lighting problems, and the fact that CapnHook is late for an appointment, here's the rest of the winners:
FAVORITE AVATAR:
Glebb
FAVORITE SIGNATURE:
Type_A_Tiff
What do you do with a B.A. in Criminology?
Type_A_Tiff + Bono ~~ Together at last...April 25, October 8 & October 10//
"Need some wood?" - G.W. Bush coming onto John Kerry, St. Louis, October 8, 2004
"...wait...so is this typa a tiff person really the Walter guy I wanted to know about? I'm sooooo confused! If type a tiff is really Walter the short performer why didn't he see me on Sat. afternoon with my big sign and basket of freshly baked sunflower seed muffins? my sign clearly said in pink sharpie" hey Walter come eat my muffin!" but nobody came up to me. I just came home and gave my cat his ear medecine. I think I'm done with Wicked, maybe the gals at Little Women will eat my muffins. Days of Pleanty forever! love always Carla." ~ outamydoodle, March 14, 2005
FAVORITE POSTER WITH 'BROADWAY LEGEND' STATUS:
luvtheEmcee
FAVORITE POSTER WITH LESS THAN 'BROADWAY LEGEND' STATUS:
IMsooHyprToday
FAVORITE POSTER WHO CONTRIBUTES WITH QUALITY POSTS:
MargoChanning
FAVORITE POSTER WHO CONTRIBUTES WITH SILLY POSTS:
nyadgal
FAVORITE POSTER WITH AN OBSESSION:
luvtheEmcee's obsession with "Adam Pascal"
POSTER MOST EASY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH:
luvtheEmcee
MOST RESPECTED POSTER:
MargoChanning
MOST MISSED POSTER:
FindingNamo
BITCH & MOAN, written by CapnHook:
STUPID NEATGEAR ROUTER WON'T CONNECT WITH MY STUPID COMPUTER SO I COULDN'T NETWORK MY OTHER COMPUTER AND I WASN'T ABLE TO GET ONLINE 'CAUSE THE STUPID FRIGGIN' THINK WOULDN'T DETECT THE THINGAMABOB SO NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TO BESTBUY AND RETURN THE STUPID GAWDAMN NEATGEAR ROUTER FOR A LINKSYS ONE BECAUSE LINKSYS ROCKS, BUT ITS MORE EXPENSIVE, BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WORTH IT TO BEGIN WITH! GOD HATES ME! FINALLY BACK ONLINE SO I CAN ANNOUNCE THINGS FRIGGIN' AWARDS.
BITCH & MOAN, Part II, written by CapnHook (a la Rosie-style so as not to make known what I'm saying):
there's a leak.
was to have been me.
now v said it.
then dh.
then p.
all know.
should have been mm.
then v.
then p.
nope. there's a leak.
no matter.
it will rise.
And now, ladies, gentlemen, and Namo:
Welcome to the 1st Annual BroadwayWorld Member Awards!
For a list of nominees and several jacked discussions, visit the previous thread:
https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?thread=848354&boardname=off&dt=051205123519
Some statistics:
-Well over 40 members voted.
-A winner with highest number of votes received 24 votes.
-In three different catagories, 1 vote would have made a difference to either break a tie, or make a tie.
-In four catagories, 2 votes would have established a new winner.
-Except for three catagories, there were very tight races.
ANNOUNCER: And now, here to announce the first award, Liza Minelli!!!!
LIZA: Thank you, thank you. You know, before I announce the award for Favorite Thread, I must once again thank Marc Shaiman for playing for me at the GLAAD Awards a few weeks ago. It was orgasmic.
And now, the winner is...
FAVORITE THREAD:
"Jack Me. NOW!"
https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?boardname=off&thread=841427
ANNOUNCER: Announcing the next award, Elaine Stritch!
ELAINE: Oh my God, let me tell you-
ANNOUNCER: We'll be right back after these commercials.
COMMERCIAL: Xanax. It worked for me, it'll work for you.
ANNOUNCER: To announce Favorite Blog, here's Rod from AVENUE Q!
ROD: Hey, everybody! Ahem, OK. Before I announce the winner, I have something to say. Blogs are an online journal - it is a very personal thing. Entries are often very emotional and revealing. Well, last night I received a call from my good friend Corine2 and she said that DollyPop said that me and Ricky were having problems. Well, I hadn't spoken to anyone about this matter, and to hear that the entire world knows about my life is just ruuude. To conclude, don't read anyone else's blog. It's none of your damn business.
NICKY: Um, Rod.
ROD: Nicky, I'm trying to announce the award.
NICKY: But, Rod, you see, a blog is a personal journal - but it's online.
ROD: So. So what?
NICKY: Well, anything you say online or in a blog can be read by anyone. It's available to anyone who has internet access.
TREKKIE: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
ROD: Well, it doesn't matter, it's MY blog and no one has business reading it but myself.
NICKY: It doesn't matter, Rod. It's online!
ANNOUNCER: Ahem. And the winner is...
ROD: Oh - Ahem, and the winner for Favorite Blog is-
NICKY: It's a tie!
FAVORITE BLOG:
CapnHook
https://capnhook.broadwayworld.com
MargoChanning
https://margochanning.broadwayworld.com
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! Oh, and Namo: The Belasco Theatre's very own Denzel Washington!
DENZEL: Thank you. Before I announce the award, I've been asked to do a little plug here. Well, tonight, the Belasco Theatre hosts the BroadwayWorld Member Awards, but on most any other night, you can visit us again for a performance of JULIUS CASAER in which I, Denzel Washington, star as "Brutus."
You know, it's funny. The many shows that preceded us here in this theatre have encountered the curse of the Belasco Theatre. Funny how we've been open for a while and nothing has yet-
[All the lights have gone out.]
ANNOUNCER: Uhh, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, and Namo. We seem to, uh, be experiencing some technical, uh, technical difficulty. Well, due to our lighting problems, and the fact that CapnHook is late for an appointment, here's the rest of the winners:
FAVORITE AVATAR:
Glebb
FAVORITE SIGNATURE:
Type_A_Tiff
What do you do with a B.A. in Criminology?
Type_A_Tiff + Bono ~~ Together at last...April 25, October 8 & October 10//
"Need some wood?" - G.W. Bush coming onto John Kerry, St. Louis, October 8, 2004
"...wait...so is this typa a tiff person really the Walter guy I wanted to know about? I'm sooooo confused! If type a tiff is really Walter the short performer why didn't he see me on Sat. afternoon with my big sign and basket of freshly baked sunflower seed muffins? my sign clearly said in pink sharpie" hey Walter come eat my muffin!" but nobody came up to me. I just came home and gave my cat his ear medecine. I think I'm done with Wicked, maybe the gals at Little Women will eat my muffins. Days of Pleanty forever! love always Carla." ~ outamydoodle, March 14, 2005
FAVORITE POSTER WITH 'BROADWAY LEGEND' STATUS:
luvtheEmcee
FAVORITE POSTER WITH LESS THAN 'BROADWAY LEGEND' STATUS:
IMsooHyprToday
FAVORITE POSTER WHO CONTRIBUTES WITH QUALITY POSTS:
MargoChanning
FAVORITE POSTER WHO CONTRIBUTES WITH SILLY POSTS:
nyadgal
FAVORITE POSTER WITH AN OBSESSION:
luvtheEmcee's obsession with "Adam Pascal"
POSTER MOST EASY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH:
luvtheEmcee
MOST RESPECTED POSTER:
MargoChanning
MOST MISSED POSTER:
FindingNamo
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
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