You haven't been here long enough, M. My avatars were my raison d'etre and partially the raison pour
le delete button some time ago.
Remember the severed penis (BACTERIA!), Jason Lewis Absolut ad, Tyson Beckford, shirtless Hugh Jackman? They all used to exist.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell