I really should come to one of these someday
There will be NO spanking monkeys on my blanket !!!
So this is a snapshot of what goes on at the old people blanket?
Boobsie, we're not spanking monkeys, we're spanking me.
Can we plan another one really soon?
There are so many people I want to meet, but it always works out that I can never go to these damn picnics.
Okay, if this happens again, there needs to be cake and the macarena...and I actully need to fiiiind y'all and not have a paper due on Monday.
Marlene, you have so many requirements!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
If you want a picnic, go ahead and plan one - that's what I did.
Just because I'm not the planner doesn't mean I won't show up, dear.
and the big monkey will attend
That damn thing is stalking me.
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It's attracted to the ants that need to be shaken out of your drawers.
Stop flirting with me, Mister.
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Yeah - my aim is off again. I don't date much...the ants get in the way.
You have them too?
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Especially on Sunday. Some weeks I even miss church.
Have you seen someone about this?
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Yes - the person that gave me the ants.
So I got them from you? I had my suspicions.
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It was that jar under the table at Kemia. And you just thought I was sharing my Hummus! *Evil laugh*
I just choked on my post-tap class snack.
I don't know Harris, I may want a small pet monkey
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Need a heimlich? lol
WRQ - if you are getting any kind of monkey, go for a big one. Size really DOES matter - um - when choosing monkeys.
I don't like big monkeys.
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