#226
Posted: 3/14/05 at 6:43pm
mom: innocent lil' me wouldn't get into trouble, would I?
#227
Posted: 3/14/05 at 6:44pm
So, now I've got an aunt, an ugly sister, and a second-cousin who I make out with from time to time. I crave a mother figure!!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#228
Posted: 3/14/05 at 6:45pm
It is the quiet ones you always have to watch cookie!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#229
Posted: 3/14/05 at 6:51pm
Mama
Thinks I'm living in a convent,
A secluded little convent
In the southern part of France.
Mama
Doesn't even have an inkling
That I'm working in a Nightclub
In a pair of Lacy pants.
So please, sir.
If you run into my Mama,
Don't reveal my indiscretion,
Give a working girl a chance.
Hush up,
Don't tell Mama,
Shush up,
Don't tell Mama...
Don't tell Mama,
Whatever you do.
If you had a secret,
You bet I would keep it.
I would never tell on you.
I'm breaking every promise
That I gave her,
So won't you kindly do a girl
A great big favor?
And please, my sweet patater,
Keep this from the Mater,
Though my dance
Is not against the law.
Thinks I'm living in a convent,
A secluded little convent
In the southern part of France.
Mama
Doesn't even have an inkling
That I'm working in a Nightclub
In a pair of Lacy pants.
So please, sir.
If you run into my Mama,
Don't reveal my indiscretion,
Give a working girl a chance.
Hush up,
Don't tell Mama,
Shush up,
Don't tell Mama...
Don't tell Mama,
Whatever you do.
If you had a secret,
You bet I would keep it.
I would never tell on you.
I'm breaking every promise
That I gave her,
So won't you kindly do a girl
A great big favor?
And please, my sweet patater,
Keep this from the Mater,
Though my dance
Is not against the law.
#230
Posted: 3/14/05 at 6:51pm
What IS a wimple, anyway?
and, Beave, I'll be your roommate in that Convent... it appears I have entered one myself.
and, Beave, I'll be your roommate in that Convent... it appears I have entered one myself.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#232
Posted: 3/14/05 at 6:55pm
Beav, can you be my slutty aunt? I've already got a senile granny (NanaRath), but you strike me as the slutty aunt. And I do mean that in the most admiring way possible.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#233
Posted: 3/14/05 at 6:56pm
A funsy wimple for the irrepressible nun in all of us.
#235
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:01pm
Most definitely, Beav. And I'll wear that badge with honor.
So when do you teach me all you know?
So when do you teach me all you know?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#236
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:02pm
Cookie, you took the words RIGHT out of my mouth!
Beave, you bring the porn and I'll bring the chocolate
Beave, you bring the porn and I'll bring the chocolate
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#237
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:02pm
I need a mother too. I need more siblings as well. And some extended family. I'm adoptable too.
"He says... he wants to be obsessed with art, like me. He says... he wants to redevelop the creative side of his brain." - Mark NYTW RENT
#238
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:05pm
Ah thanks mom!
CTOAG--you wanna be my sibling??
CTOAG--you wanna be my sibling??
Why do we play with fire?
Why do we run our fingers through the flame?
Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain?
-tick...tick...BOOM!
#239
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:09pm
Sure Jess. I'd love too.
"He says... he wants to be obsessed with art, like me. He says... he wants to redevelop the creative side of his brain." - Mark NYTW RENT
#240
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:11pm
*pouts*
Still waiting for a mommy...does no one want a slutty lesbian daughter with a heart of gold?
Still waiting for a mommy...does no one want a slutty lesbian daughter with a heart of gold?
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#242
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:15pm
We can have a 'guest' nun/bartender every evening... then we'll have that room all to ourselves
oh, and can'tthink... I've always wanted to adopt. Can I adopt you??
oh, and can'tthink... I've always wanted to adopt. Can I adopt you??
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#244
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:17pm
The uncle who is unhealthily fixated on my boobs?
Addy, I'm craving a mommy!!
Addy, I'm craving a mommy!!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
--- ---
Intolerant of intolerance.
#245
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:26pm
I hereby rechristen the amaretto sour as the Nutty Nun
#246
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:28pm
Yes Addy, feel free to adopt me. 
I'm always up for adoption.
I'm always up for adoption.
"He says... he wants to be obsessed with art, like me. He says... he wants to redevelop the creative side of his brain." - Mark NYTW RENT
#247
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:33pm
CTOAG--if you're my sibling, then doesn't that make you mom's kid. Or are you my half-sibling then?--apparently from different mothers. Hm.... Then who's our dad?
Why do we play with fire?
Why do we run our fingers through the flame?
Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain?
-tick...tick...BOOM!
#248
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:35pm
Hmmm, I guess that makes us half-siblings, cuz I don't have a mom yet. And hmm, dad, where are you?
"He says... he wants to be obsessed with art, like me. He says... he wants to redevelop the creative side of his brain." - Mark NYTW RENT
#249
Posted: 3/14/05 at 7:36pm
Cookie, you are in charge of all the guest nun/bartenders.
So, it looks like I'm adopting cantthink... and Lael also wants a mommy! I'm so lucky! I think that calls for a celebration. Champagne, anyone?!
So, it looks like I'm adopting cantthink... and Lael also wants a mommy! I'm so lucky! I think that calls for a celebration. Champagne, anyone?!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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